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Xena vs. The Lord of the Rings
Part 3: Of rock and stone
3.1 - The only good Orc
The Orcs had proven to be tough opponents having the advantage of a small
space limiting Xena's maneuvers, but after a fierce battle she was the last
one standing. There she was, breathing heavily in the middle of lifeless
bodies and mutilated limbs, covered with Orc blood. Everything was dead
silent, until a scratch from outside made her to swing around and raise her
sword once more.
"Nice work, I must say," said Grimbeorn in his human form, and pulled himself
inside. "I came to give you a hand, or a paw to be exact, but it looks like
you don't need one."
"That's where you're right, I don't need your help."
"But that's what you're going to get, want it or not. If you keep guard
until I've fetched help to seal this cave, I'll join you for the search of
your friend. Deal?"
"No deal," said Xena wryly and wiped her sword clean on the Orc chieftain's
cape, then sheathed it. She walked to the back of the room where her chakram
was stuck in one of the wooden poles supporting the roof of the entrance
tunnel. She tugged her weapon free and attached it to her belt, then paused,
momentarily lost in her thoughts. "Beorn, do me a favor. Find Argo and make
sure she gets treated well while I'm gone. Okay?"
"Oo-kay," he said suspiciously. "I can do that. Does this mean I won't get
your help in guarding the window?"
"There's nothing to guard," Xena retorted and stepped into the tunnel, but
paused there to make a round-about kick at the damaged pole, sending it
flying in two pieces, after which the roof came down.
The bear-man sat at the window hole, coughing off the dust. "Xena!? Are
you all right?" he yelled. And waited. His keen eyes found a torch on the
floor, and he picked it up and lit it. The end of the tunnel had collapsed
completely, there was no way anyone could use this place without spending
weeks to re-dig the way open. "I guess you are," he said to himself, staring
at the fallen rocks, and added, "I hope you'll find your friend. Keep
yourself on the good side." Then he sighed, extinguished the torch and
tossed it out, watching it bounce down the slope to the path. "Well, there's
still that other cave to seal. Me and my boys will have a busy morning." He
changed to the bear form and slid down, then headed east where he expected
to find his companions.
----
In complete darkness in the tunnel leading out from the Orcs' room of
ambush, Xena was running for her life. On her heels the chain reaction of
breaking support beams was catching up with her. Beam after beam, pole after
pole they snapped under increased weight, and the stony roof came down with
them. "Show off! Stupid!" she blamed herself, bumping into walls and
stumbling on loose rocks.
As the support beam right over her head cracked, she felt the floor
disappear. She fell. Instinctively she somersaulted, then she found ground
under her feet again, and tumbled down something what seemed to be a hallway
of stairs. Finally she met the bottom, ending up into a stone wall. The
chain reaction had ceased, and only a few small rocks followed her, bouncing
down the stairs.
Recovering from the forceful encounter with the wall she shook her head
clear and stumbled to her feet. Every limb was aching, and she found it hard
to keep her balance. But this was not the time to stay in place, someone
might have heard the noise. She felt about her way in the dark, sliding her
other hand by the wall. Once again she was lucky as she hit a torch holder.
She removed the torch and lit it.
She saw she was not in a tunnel any more. It was a room which obviously had
once belonged to a Dwarf family. The Orcs had sacked it long ago, taking
anything useful and destroying the rest. In front of her she saw the broken
door of the original exit, and in the back of the room there was the opening
to the stairs from where she had come in. The stairs were not quarried by the
Dwarves. The Orcs were capable of molding the stone, too, but unlike the
Dwarves, they couldn't really understand its nature, nor could they create
anything beautiful from it.
Xena placed the torch back into the holder and went to a granite table
standing near the wall to make an inventory of her equipment. Her sword was
in the sheath, her chakram was fine. She had lost her bow at some point of
the run, and tumbling down the stairs had bent most of the arrows, making
them useless. Her armor was as it should be, scratched but solid. The light
money pouch was still in her belt, but the little pouch of herbs was not.
She'd have preferred it the other way. A knife on her hip, a breast dagger
in its place, firetools, and that was it. Out of food, out of directions.
Suddenly there was an Orc head popping in at the door. Xena quickly took
cover behind the table, cursing her slowness. Fortunately, the Orc didn't
notice her in the flickering torch light, and stepped in, a battle axe in
his hand. These miserable creatures had a fine night vision, but when it
came to suddenly entering from the dark into the light, they were as poorly
equipped as any other race. The same applied with complete darkness; to see
they needed at least a little light.
The Orc sneaked to the center of the room, followed by another Orc warrior.
The first one pointed at the burning torch on the wall, mumbling something
to his companion, who answered equally silently. They threw a quick look
around and proceeded to the tunnel leading to the stairs. After them came a
whole line of Orcs, moving very silently after the leading couple. Five,
six, eight in total. The last two stayed behind to guard the rear.
"They can't know I'm inside," Xena thought. "They're here to check out the
noise they heard when that tunnel collapsed." And she was right. As the
others had vanished to the stairs, the remaining two came to the table, and
one of them sat on it. They were so close that Xena could have touched them,
and that alone was enough for her. Both Orcs were facing away from her, so
she didn't waste the opportunity.
Standing up she looked calm and controlled, but the black fire of hatred
burned strong inside. The Orc sitting on the table never knew what hit him,
as Xena unsheated her sword and swung it at his neck, separating the head
from the body. The other Orc started and turned towards the attacker, just to
get the end of her sword through the soft tissue under his jaw and all
the way up into his brains. He froze mouth open into a position ready to
yell the alarm. With nearly sadistic pleasure Xena watched the red glow dim
in his eyes, then she pulled back, letting the corpse fall to the floor.
At the upper end of the stairs, the Orcs were quarreling about the situation
with increasing volume. The warrior woman moved to the end of the tunnel
leading to the stairs to welcome them, as they soon were to come down.
The first Orc returning to the room was so focused on yelling insults at the
one behind him, that he didn't notice the dead bodies on the floor until he
became one himself, as Xena chopped his head off. So powerful was her strike
that the second Orc experienced the same destiny with the very same swing.
Without a pause she continued into the tunnel and punctured the next Orc
into chest, penetrating both his chain mail and his heart. To gain more
space, and knowing her advantage of surprise was gone, she retreated from
the narrow tunnel. Five down, three to go.
The Orcs fell silent, as they had seen the unexpected and quick death of
their companions. A subdued murmur revealed that, in their confusion, none
of them had actually seen the lightning fast killer. At last one of them
dared to come to take a look at the tunnel end, encouraged by the other two
pushing him from behind. What he saw was a single human warrior standing in
the middle of the room, a sword in her left hand and the right hand behind
her back. Holding a wooden shield on front of him he warily stepped in to
the room. The others followed, all armed with axes.
As soon as they all were in, Xena took action. She planned to take them out
quickly and safely, so she let her chakram fly. The first attacker lost his
axe, the other lost his arm, and the third died immediately, his throat
slit. Xena caught the round weapon when it returned to its mistress, then
she used her sword to slay the remaining two easily, as they were unarmed
and in shock.
Contemptuously she looked down at the dead corpses, and spat on them. Then
she took the torch from the wall, and left the room, entering another
tunnel. At the door she looked left and right, deciding to go left as it
seemed to lead to the direction of the cave. As she jogged through the
tunnel she saw other rooms similar to the first one on both sides. "Don't
give up, Gabrielle. I'm coming." She knew the Orcs often enjoyed torturing
their prisoners before killing them, so there was a slim chance of finding
the bard alive. But she had to be fast.
Soon she came to a chamber with three tunnels leading out, and once more
she chose the one on the left. A minute of wary advancing, and it turned out
to be a dead end, so she returned to the chamber, this time choosing the
largest tunnel in the middle. As she continued she saw several other tunnels
connecting with it, but none of them seemed to be as much used as the one
she was walking on. Therefore, she decided not to stray from her path.
Then she had to seek cover in one of the side tunnels because she heard
noises from ahead. This tunnel appeared to be a dead end, too, and she hid
behind a corner, waiting for the comers to pass. She heard them coming
closer, and identified their footsteps to belong to a pair of Orcs. When
they had nearly reached her hiding spot, she became aware of the torch still
burning in her hand. She had forgotten to douse it, and cursed silently.
"On the other hand," she told herself, "the Orcs should have no reason to
suspect anything, unless news travel real fast down here." But extinguishing
the torch at this point would certainly draw their attention. So she chose
to wait, holding her right hand on the hilt of the sword.
The Orcs didn't suspect anything, but a faint flickering made them curious
about whether some of their companions had found something interesting in
one of these dungeons. The first Orc was an easy victim for Xena, who
speared him with her sword as soon as he came into sight. The other one
stared at her with amazement, but being unusually quick for an Orc he turned
to escape, yelling alarms. Xena ran after him, pursuing him through the maze
of old mining tunnels.
The Orc saw Xena gaining him and turned to fight. They clashed together, and
after a short change of strikes, he lay on the floor, stomach torn and his
own short sword sticking out of his chest. Without further pondering, she
continued the way he had been running on, suspecting it would lead to his
companions.
Her thought turned out to be right. Following the tunnel she soon arrived
into a hall illuminated by lanterns on the walls. Several passages led out
of the room. Although there were berths and marks of messy living all over
the place, the Orcs themselves were gone. Xena put out her torch and entered
warily. Examining the room, she found little useful, but at least she got her
hunger satisfied. The food was just beginning to rot, but she was in no
position to be picky.
Nevertheless, she came to the conclusion that the Orcs would return sooner or
later, so she decided to stay there to wait for them. Looking for a place to
hide, she saw a dark recess on the wall near the door she had come in, about
ten feet above the ground level. She flipped there, finding it safe but not
too cozy because of sharp rocks on the floor, so she dropped back down to
fetch a cushion to lie on. Then, as another thought came to her, she took a
short bow with arrows from the corner, and climbed up to the recess.
Lying in her hideout and waiting, she had time to think. She realized she
didn't have a clue about where she was or where Gabrielle might be. Maybe
it was the time to ask for directions, since the old tunnels had turned
out to be more complex than expected. "This is taking all too long," she
thought, as there was no sign of the Orcs returning. She felt remorse for
not being faster, and for leaving Gabrielle alone for the second time in the
same day. Not that the girl wouldn't know how to take care of herself; Xena
knew she could, but this was way out of her class. Grimbeorn, then, he would
have been so useful with his sharp nose. He had offered to help, and she had
declined. What a self-centered idiot she was. The cushion started to feel
warmer and softer than anything she had felt for a long, long time, and with
those thoughts, she fell asleep.
----
She woke up to the voices made by the returning Orcs. Realizing she had
unwittingly slept for hours, losing valuable time, she gave up the hope of
finding her friend alive. Instead of falling into despair she felt the hatred
rising once more. After loss there is always revenge.
She took the bow and rose to her knees. There were six Orcs in the room, but
three of them were fighting for a blanket. The other three were soon killed
or lethally wounded by Xena's arrows, and the three fighters stopped their
quarrel, too, turning at her. One of them panicked and began running at
a door on the other side, but Xena shot him dead with the last arrow she had.
She dropped down and clashed together with the remaining couple. They were
very strong, and wielded heavy maces which they used skillfully. She
got a few strikes in, but nearly always they bounced off from their plate
mails, doing little damage. She herself received a couple of heavy hits,
too, as one of the Orcs was always covering while the other attacked, and
she had trouble finding an opening in their defenses. So she decided to make
one.
She dodged under a strike aimed at her head and voluntarily took a blow
from the other enemy into her side. The blow emptied her lungs from air, but
she didn't care as now she had what she wanted - a grip on the other mace.
She pulled the mace, and the Orc holding the other end lost his
balance and stumbled into the line between Xena and his fellow. She
thrusted her sword into his chest, penetrating his armor, and as it got
stuck there, she released her grip from its hilt and took the mace instead.
She blocked another blow from the last Orc and retaliated with a hit at his
mace arm. He dropped his weapon and turned to run, but Xena was quickly
over him, and tripped him down.
She pressed the Orc against the floor, twisting his broken arm. "Now, tell
me about the human girl you took from a cave at the High Pass," she said
using the Black Speech of the Orcs. It was a rude and violent language which
had no means to express beauty or hope. The months spent with the Orcs in her
past had taught Xena all of its few nuances.
The Orc groaned in pain. "You're gonna kill me anyway, why should I tell you
nothing?"
"Yes! You will die," Xena hissed, "but there are many ways to die. I'll make
it easy for you if you give me what I need."
"Hah! I am a great Uruk. Torturing can't make me speak."
Xena laughed into his ear. "For many months I led an Orc legion. How do you
think I kept them under my will?" That wasn't quite true, but how would he
know. Xena pressed her fingers lightly against his neck, and suddenly, the
Orc felt pain he couldn't stand. "Now do you believe me? Speak!"
Arrogance was gone from his voice when he answered, "Gristzuk is the one in
charge in that area. Maybe he has what you want."
"And where do I find this Gristzuk?"
It was his turn to laugh. "Olog-glob!," he insulted. "You're a fool
if you seek his blood. He has an unbeatable host. But don't get me wrong;
I'm more than willing to guide you to your doom."
He told her the directions. Xena would have thanked him, but as the Black
Speech had no such words, she simply tapped him twice on the cheek with an
open hand, and grinned. Then, with a quick move she grabbed his head and
twisted, breaking his neck with an audible crack.
As she started her journey, she realized how far she had strayed from her
original goal. Finding her way through endless tunnels and countless
chambers and halls, she tried to hide from the Orcs, but didn't succeed
very well. The problem was not with her skills; it was her bloodlust that
got the best of her. So it ended up that she left behind a trail of dead
bodies, anyway.
At last she reached the tunnel she assumed was the last one before
Gristzuk's place. It was completely dark, full of pits, sharp turns and
steep downhills, as it was a tunnel the Orcs had dug to connect separate
parts of the dungeon more closely together. Luckily, they didn't use it much
anymore, as there were better and wider, if also longer ways elsewhere.
Besides, the Orcs didn't feel it necessary to visit the other parties,
unless they had a need to exchange food to weapons, or such. After hours of
cautious advancing, Xena saw faint light in the end of the tunnel, so she
put out the torch before sneaking closer.
The light came from a large hall. A horde of Orcs was hanging out in the
middle of the hall around a campfire, roasting large chunks of meat, eating
their hearts out, and drinking intoxicating beverages. By the sides of the
hall, resting in shadows and gloomy light there lay more Orcs on their
berths, passed out for different reasons. By the fire there was a shaft in
the floor, fifteen to twenty feet wide, and a similar shaft above it,
sucking the smoke from the fire effectively up and out. As the light and the
shadows played on the nearby walls and up on the ceiling, Xena made a note
that this hall couldn't be the work of Orc hands. Even in this spooky light
the Dwarven craftsmanship could still be seen. And then she knew; this was
the place she was searching for.
As much as hated them, she didn't allow hatred blur over her judgement. She
could never take that many Orcs, unless she could reduce their number before
the final battle. Hiding in the shadows near the wall and using the
miscellaneous items lying all around as a cover, she sneaked to the nearest
sleeping creature and stabbed her dagger between the third and fourth
vertebra in the back of his neck. He twitched, and died without a sound.
Xena moved on and in a moment she gave the same treatment to the next Orc.
Advancing slowly she went all around the hall. Whenever she met an open
door leading to another sleeping chamber, she swiftly and silently killed
everybody in there as well.
When she had cleared over two thirds of the wallside, one Orc suddenly woke
up right before her. It was too late to search for a cover, yet she was too
far for a silent attack, so she just threw herself flat to the floor. The Orc
scratched his sides drowsily, and yawned, then stood up and walked towards a
door which, based on the strong smell clinging nearby, seemed to lead into a
poor man's lavatory. Xena sighed for a relief, but then her eyes focused into
something horrible lying on the floor.
She crept closer and felt the panic welling up, as she approached the cream
colored horse carcass. By its side she saw the saddle, which had her marks;
Argo's saddle. She looked at the trunk which was missing large chunks from
the sides and both hind legs. She glanced at the Orcs roasting meat by the
fire, then turned her attention at the dead steed again. "No-oooo!" she
yelled at the top of her lungs, and took the head in her hands. It was Argo.
It wasn't Argo. The color matched, the size was the same, but fortunately,
it was not her beloved mare. Nonetheless, once it had been a beautiful
horse, now it was mutilated and half eaten. Xena felt sorry for it, as if
it was her own. She also felt sorry for the rider, whom she saw lying nearby
by the wall. His face was turned at her, and she realized that he looked
familiar. "Someone's going to pay," she swore, and became aware of the
audience awakened by her yell. Taking a furious glare behind, she laid the
head to the floor, and stood up, never taking her eyes off the murderers.
The Orcs observed her warily and weapons drawn, as she approached them
with deliberately slow steps and stopped only a few feet before the first
opponents, a head taller than the tallest of them. A moment of status
quo and cautious glaring, then she said, "By any chance, is anyone of you
named Gristzuk?"
"I'm Gristzuk," said a bulky Orc from the back, and the others gave him a
way as he stepped to the front row. With a huge, two-handed hammer on his
shoulder he goggled at Xena, and added, "You don't look like an Elf warrior.
Who are you, and where's your army?"
"My name is Xena, but it doesn't matter. You may not know it, but you and me
have some unfinished business. Everything that was dear to me, you
took. It's time for pay back. When I'm finished, you'll wish you'd have never
touched her. No, correction; you won't be wishing that, because you'll all
be dead!"
An unnoticeable signal from the leader, and one Orc from the back strung his
bow and fired. Xena caught the arrow from midair and prepared to take the
first attacker. He came in, thrusting his sword at her stomach, but she
turned aside and her left hand took a strong grip from his wrist. She used
his momentum and guided his sword by her side at the chest of the second Orc
attacking from behind. As the first Orc stumbled into her foot, she pushed
the arrow horizontally through his throat.
The next Orc flanked her and attacked with a ball in a chain. She evaded the
first strike to the left, and the second to the right, and quickly danced by
the attacker, grabbing him from the neck and the hand holding the chain, and
breaking his balance. A little twist, and she had rounded the chain around
his throat, causing an injury that would suffocate him within minutes.
The fourth came from behind again, armed with a heavy mace. Xena sensed
his vertical hit and stepped aside, but he managed to throw his long arms
around her after the miss. He lifted her up, holding her arms against her
waist, and another Orc took the opportunity trying to spear her. However,
she pushed off and wrapped her legs around the spear-Orc's neck, and tripped
him down. Twisting her body she got the Orc holding her off-balance. She
got her feet on the ground and surprised him taking a step back, and then
bending down, lifting him up onto her back, and then straight over. He
had to let go from his weapon, and so Xena smashed him on the head with his
own mace, then she threw the mace at the spear-Orc, knocking him unconscious.
She let out her war cry, and flipped away to a clear space, as too many
attackers were getting too close. Landing behind a scared young Orc who was
only pretending to be willing to fight, she overcame him easily. She used
him as a shield, and two arrows into his chest killed him instantly.
Xena raised his lifeless body above her head and threw him at the three
nearest attackers, taking them out temporarily. Then, she took her chakram
and threw it into the chest of the Orc shooting arrows.
She used the confusion to flip back into the middle of the closing Orc
group, and killed one of them under her feet when she came down, then she
snatched the sword from his hands. Drawing her own sword, she used both
weapons to parry the nearest attackers, and started to spin around with
increasing speed. The swords spread inevitable destruction among all who
dared to come within range.
At last she stopped spinning and moved on to finish the wounded opponents
lying on the floor. After that she looked around and noticed there was only
one Orc left; Gristzuk. He had observed her work in awe, but in spite of the
fact that Xena alone had destroyed all of his host, he didn't retreat.
His face darkened with rage, he clenched the hammer tighter and charged to
attack. Using the heavy weapon with great strength and speed he swung it
horizontally at waist-level. Xena flipped up and landed behind him, then
tumbled forward onto her back as the hammer fell at her with such force
that it hit large pieces of stone from the floor. While the hammer was still
down, she quickly changed direction and like a spring, she bounced up at
the Orc chieftain, wrapping her legs around his neck. After that, all she had
to do was to squeeze.
The battle was over. Xena rose up to her feet, and threw her swords to the
floor with disgust. Achieving her revenge left her a bit dull and empty and
unable to decide her next move. She walked around the hall, searching for
Gabrielle's body, not finding it, though. But she found most of their
belongings taken by the Orcs, including the saddle which she had seen
earlier, and which indeed was hers.
For the last time she came to the dead rider and his horse. Now that she had
better time to look at him, she became sure that she had seen him before. He
was young, no more than twenty years old, and his gear had markings similar
to hers. Markings of her Home. She had never known his name, but memories of
a teenaged boy running around the market place in Rhosgobel were arising.
"Such a waste," she sighed, and dragged both of the bodies atop of the pyre.
She fed the fire, adding all the wood she could find into the flames, until
it burned hotter than a lava pit, casting thick, black smoke that rose up
into the shaft and outside.
"Good bye, who ever you are," the warrior uttered, like it was the habit in
funerals, but her words lacked emotion. Standing beside the funeral pyre,
staring at the burning carcass, she ignored the unhurried stomping from a
distance.
Stomp. Her emptiness was starting to fill up with another feeling,
and it blocked her senses.
Stomp. Eyes narrowing with rage.
Stomp. Yearning for further revenge.
Stomp!
Even if it would take her life in the attempt.
STOMP!
Finally the big feet stopped at the other side of the hall, and an angry
roar brought Xena back from her black thoughts. "Great! A Troll is all I
need now," she said, becoming aware of the newcomer. The Troll saw the
dead Orcs all over the place, and decided the human by the pyre was
responsible. As roaring was all he could do, he roared again and attacked.
The Troll swung his enormous fists but Xena dodged and tumbled under his
arms, picking her sword from the floor and sliced him into the stomach. But
the sword didn't dig into flesh; instead it sounded like she had hit a rock.
As she realized she was opposed to the worst kind of a Troll, a Stone Troll,
she was hit by a large back hand, which threw her several feet away.
She shook her head to clear it, and rose up. Once again she clashed with the
Troll, taking full advantage of her far better agility. Keeping away from
the fists she struck him everywhere, searching for a vulnerable spot in his
body. But the constant fighting had taken the toll, and she began to tire.
She didn't notice a big foot soon enough, before she was kicked by it. She
rolled on the floor, stopped and got up spitting blood. Blinded by fury she
attacked again, but this time she badly miscalculated the speed of her
opponent, who freely let her come close and strike with her sword. Then he
grabbed her with both hands, and threw her across the hall at the opposite
wall.
There's a certain amount of pain a human body can take, and this was about
the maximum with Xena. Barely conscious, she tried to get up, but fell down
as her other arm refused to hold her weight. Hearing the Troll's steps
coming closer she compelled herself to her feet, and limped into a nearby
tunnel, holding her injured shoulder. On the way her feet started working
better, but it's a small relief if the head feels dizzy. So she hid in a
room by the tunnel, sitting beside the doorway, out of sight.
She heard the Troll approaching with steady steps, and at the same time
light in the tunnel increased.
Closer. Was this her destiny; to die in the hands of some miserable, clumsy
Troll?
Closer.
And passed. The Troll passed, and didn't notice her. She blew the breath out
and examined the shoulder; fortunately it was only dislocated. She stood up,
finding it easier than a moment before. Maybe she could still give a fight.
She inhaled, held the breath, and took a few fast steps before throwing
herself against the wall, shoulder first. With an audible sound, the joint
popped in its place, along with a striking pain. But she kept the shout
inside, even though she wanted to cry with every cell of her body. And then
her feet gave again, and she fell down to the floor and gasped.
After a while she moved her arm and found it responding normally. The
shoulder felt sore, but she could count on it again. Stretching her limbs
she started to get up, taking support from an iron ring attached to the wall,
and felt something soft in her hand. At first she didn't pay attention to it,
but as the light became stronger she saw that there was a piece of green
cloth tied to the ring. Her eyes widened up with amazement. A few feet
beside the first ring she saw another one, and leather strings on the floor.
Examining the cloth closer she became sure she recognized it. It was from
Gabrielle's shirt. With shaking hands she untied the knot and smelled the
fabric, believing she could still feel her friend's scent in it. "You
escaped the Orcs! Clever girl," she thought proudly, then looked at the
leather strings, and added, "with a set of very sharp teeth!"
Then her investigations were interrupted by a roar at the doorway, as the
Troll had returned. He had a burning log from the pyre, which now lit the
whole room to bright light. But Xena felt no longer weary or injured. Tying
the cloth with two overhand knots to the shoulder strap on the left of her
armor, she glared at the enemy steadily with a self-confident grin and an
eyebrow arched. She was a woman with a new, strong hope.
Xena vs. The Lord of the Rings
Part 3: Of rock and stone
3.2 - Eyes in the dark
While Xena was showing her many skills to the Orc community, Gabrielle faced
a rather unpleasant and scary sight. She was cuddled up against a wall, and
four Orcs crouched in front of her, poking and pinching her with their
clawed fingers. Soon it became very clear that they, for some reason, were
quite dissatisfied with her. Unable to retreat as she was tied to the wall
from her wrists, she closed her eyes tightly and tried to take the treatment
as calmly as she could.
Then another four Orcs came in, and they started a quarrel with the first
ones, using a brutal sounding language she didn't understand. She thought
they had forgotten her totally, until one of the newcomers kicked her hard.
The pain striking her leg was unbearable. It twisted her body and made her
eyes roll up, her mouth opened to scream, but there was no audible sound -
not at first. Her torturers laughed when she finally got out a long and
agonized howl. Then one of them, the leader probably, as he was the largest
one, commanded everybody out, and the young woman was left alone to sob in
the darkness.
For hours she just lay there, apathetic and dull, staring into nothing. She
was badly beaten and bruised, her left eye was swollen shut, and her other
ankle was badly twisted. A long cut in her left arm was carelessly dressed
with bands made of her own sleeves. Every part of her body was sore, her
spirit was low, she was cold and tired and unable to see her surroundings. A
little wonder was that the leg which the Orc had kicked didn't appear to be
broken. Not that it would have made any difference, as it didn't seem likely
that she was going to use it for walking for a while, anyway.
Finally, a couple of Orcs came in with a torch and a bucket, and thereby
roused the young woman from her lethargy. "Why am I still alive? What do you
want from me?" she asked.
The Orcs didn't answer. They came to her, and while one of them held the
light, the other took a dipper from the bucket and brought it in front of
her. "Eat," he said in ill-pronounced common language, holding the dipper
so that she could reach it.
The stuff in the dipper was kind of a thick, lumpy broth which looked
disgusting, smelled terrible, and tasted even worse, as she took a small
mouthful of it, just to spit it out immediately. The Orc reacted with
connecting his knuckles with her jaw, the punch nearly knocking her out.
"Eat!" he said once more and pushed the dipper at her mouth.
But the bare smell of the broth made Gabrielle lose temper, and she kicked
the Orc in the stomach with all she had, sending him to the middle of the
room to catch his breath. The Orc holding the torch growled furiously and
drew his mace to finish her. The young bard turned away, anticipating the
lethal strike which fortunately never came, as the dipper Orc seized his
companion at the last second.
But then they both grabbed her, and while the torch Orc forced her mouth
open, the dipper Orc poured soup into her throat. She coughed and struggled,
but strong hands kept her still and she had no option but to swallow. When
her feeders finally let go, she was so stuffed she thought she would die
right there for overeating.
The Orcs left and took the light with them. Gabrielle's stomach was
protesting strongly against the meal, the taste of which had been beyond her
worst imagining. She convulsed to throw up, but miraculously it all stayed
down. She was shaking and sweating heavily, until the cramps finally settled,
and she passed out into the land of anxious dreams.
----
She was awakened by her own scream. Expecting to see Xena's comforting, if
yet a little worried face, and expecting her to show up to embrace her into a
warm cuddle, Gabrielle felt most depressed to find herself alone in a dark
dungeon. "Xena," she whispered, and forced her thoughts to a peaceful
scene, where she was waking up into a beautiful morning as Xena was setting
a campfire to roast a rabbit that she had caught. It helped a little. She
pulled herself up, and stretched. A million tiny needles stung her fingers as
she moved them to get the blood flowing again.
"Well, Gabrielle," she said to herself. "This time you really got yourself
deep into trouble. Your dream foretold that Xena was going to die on Misty
Mountains, and now look who's the one on the edge. I wonder what they're
going to do with me."
Her thoughts were interrupted by another two Orcs coming in. They were not
the same ones as before, but they brought a torch -- and a bucket. "Oh
no! Not again."
"Food. Eat now," said the first one with the torch.
"What do you want from me?" she cried, knowing what was to come.
"Shut up. Eat." The Orcs didn't waste time, as they had brought a bottomless
waterskin which they filled with broth from the bucket, then put the
nozzle into her mouth, and squeezed the food in. It didn't taste any better
the second time. The bright side was that they didn't beat her, probably
because they gave her no chance to resist. When both the bucket and the
waterskin were empty, they left.
"Oh, Xena. I know you're coming, but please, hurry! I can't take this much
longer," she sobbed before passing out from exhaustion again.
----
Once more she woke up from the middle of a nightmare, screaming for Xena to
help. She felt the taste of blood in her mouth, as she had bitten her lip
when asleep. Some of the blood trickled down her chin, and she tilted her
head to wipe it on her shirt at her shoulder. Then she froze, noticing a
pair of pale gray spots in the dark in the direction of the doorway. She was
sure they hadn't been there before. Then they blinked, and she knew they
were eyes, but eyes of what? They were not human, nor orcish.
The spooky eyes swayed from side to side, tilted, and disappeared. "Who's
there?" asked Gabrielle, whispering. And the eyes came back a little bit
closer than before.
"What is it?" said the creature behind the eyes, almost whispering as well.
"It's no Orc, hisss, we hates Orcses."
The eyes blinked and came still closer. "Yesss, precious. We have seen its
kind before. A girl it is, pretty girl, gollum," he said, letting out
a funny sound from his throat. That sound gave Gabrielle shudders.
The creature sat down right before her. His appearance was closest to that
of a Hobbit, but he moved on four legs. He was hairless, his skin gray and
wrinkled. Large, pale eyes watched her closely as she drew back. "What on
earth are you?" she yelped.
"Hisss. We is lost. Poor, poor Smeagol. Lost."
The curious little creature seemed sad and confused, and a faint hope was
taking shape in Gabrielle's mind. She didn't know anything about him, but at
least he didn't look threatening or dangerous. "Smeagol, is that your name?
My name is Gabrielle. Can you free me? Maybe we could find our way out
together."
He tilted his head, talking to himself, "Is it safe? Maybe it wants to
hurt us, like those Elves, hisss. We hates Elves. Pretty girl. Elves
pretty, too, but they hurt good Smeagol."
"Well, I don't feel especially pretty right now, but I won't hurt you, I
promise. I don't know where I am, either, but together we could find the
way, I'm sure of it. Please."
"No, no! Smeagol knows the way. Precious lost, stolen. Gollum."
"Precious? Have the Orcs taken something precious from you? A treasure?"
"Not Orcs! Baggins! Hisss, thief! We hates Bagginses!" he spat,
showing his teeth in anger.
"Hush, keep your voice down. We don't want anyone to hear us, do we?" she
said, as her mind tried to digest the unexpected information. "I know
something about Bagginses. Release me, and I'll tell you all about it."
"It knows the thief?" A sparkle flashed in his eyes. "What does it know? No,
she is smart, she tries to talk herself out of troubles. Smeagol is smart,
too. She tells Smeagol about Baggins, then we decides."
"Well, where should I start." Gabrielle was in trouble, since she didn't
actually know much, but she wasn't going to give up easily. "First, he is
small, about your size."
"Yesss, she tells more."
"He is a Hobbit."
The creature remained silent, eyeing her sharply.
"He has a lot of gold and money and stuff."
But Smeagol didn't seem to be impressed, and Gabrielle was getting desperate
as her knowledge was draining out. The last, skeptical try, "He can vanish
at will, just like that. Puff. Gone."
"Precious!" yelped Smeagol, burning in excitement, and crawled over her
feet. "Where is the thief? She must tell more."
His touch was cold and sticky, even repulsive, making her want to recoil, and
she had to fight to keep her voice steady. "No, first you must cut my
fetters."
"She tells everything, then she goes."
"No. Release me first, and help me out. Then I will tell you the rest."
Fear and need battled in his mind, and his whole appearance reflected that
fight. At last the need seemed to win, as he hastily began to gnaw on the
leather strings around Gabrielle's wrists.
----
"Faster now," urged the little creature. "She must haste."
"Sorry, I can't do any better with only one leg," Gabrielle responded,
limping painfully and taking support from the wall. "Oh, wait, I must go
back. See if you can find me a walking stick in the meantime."
"What? No! She mustn't return. Too dangerous, many Orcses near." But the
woman had already turned around and limped back to her prison cell. Smeagol
heard her shredding something, and when she came back, her shirt was an inch
shorter.
"Now we can make haste," she said, obviously pleased with herself. "Where's my
stick?"
"Plenty of sticks on the way. Long way it is, precious. Gollum."
"And stop making those gollums, would you. How long do you think it will
take until they discover my escape?"
"Soon. Too soon. Pretty girl must hurry. Must be far when that happens."
As Smeagol had promised, the tunnels were filled with trash, and easily
Gabrielle found a broken spear to use as a walking stick. They were afraid
to use any light, so she had to trust his abilities. Constantly they
paused to listen, and every time Gabrielle tore a little piece from her
clothes, made a knot in it, and left it somewhere by the wall. At first
Smeagol didn't pay attention to it, but when it happened for the third time,
he couldn't keep from asking, "Why does she leave marks behind? She wants
the Orcses to follow?"
"No, not the Orcs. My friend is coming after me. With any luck she will find
my marks and the Orcs won't," Gabrielle answered. He watched her
suspiciously, and maybe he saw the woman had made up her mind as he didn't
object, even though he was most uncomfortable with her actions.
They walked on, hour after hour. Gabrielle's leg slowed them down, and she
was getting tired. "Smeagol, could we have a break, please," she plead.
"No time to rest yet. Still close, are the Orcses."
"Whatever, but my leg can't take it any longer, so I'll stop right here."
She dropped down to sit and gave a quick massage to her ankle, which had
swollen up from the strain. "Besides, we need to talk."
Smeagol saw she was in a bad shape. "We knows a place. Not far. Can't stay
here." He tugged and urged her, threatened to leave her alone, and got her
to go on after all. They walked about half a mile, taking numerous turns at
crossings, then at last he led her into a recess by a narrow passage,
behind a large stone blocking half of the tunnel. "Now we can rest a
while," he said, and Gabrielle didn't need to be told twice.
She sat down, swept the floor clear from old bones which lay there like in a
nest of some beast, and hoisted her feet up on the wall. "Now it's safe to
talk?" she asked.
"No, not safe," he said. "No safe place in here, 'tis just a little better."
"Tell me about the exit. Is it far?"
"Not far."
"You couldn't be more precise?! A day's walk? Two days'?"
"Yesss. No. Don't know. Many doors lead out. One is near, we try it first."
"What do you mean 'try it first'?"
"It may be closed. It may be guarded. It may have changed place. Doors do
that in here."
"Oh joy." Then she fell asleep.
----
When she woke up, Smeagol was gone; left without a trace. At once all kinds
of horrible thoughts came to her. Maybe that repulsive creature was in fact
working with the Orcs and now he wanted to lead them to her
hideout. Or maybe he had seen through her bluff and left her to cope alone
in the dark. Or something worse. Gabrielle didn't like him, as something in
his presence made her uneasy. She'd leave him in the second she had any hope
of finding a way out on her own. Warily, she crept out to the passage, and
was nearly frightened to death as she ran into someone as soon as she rounded
the rock blocking the tunnel.
"Good, she is awake and ready to go. Yes, we go," said Smeagol's voice.
"Smeagol! Where have you been?"
"Investigating. Sees many Orcses all around. Great many Orcses indeed,
gollum."
"And they're searching for me?"
"Smeagol knows not. Afraid they are, talk about an Elf army. Hisss."
"Elves! Did you see Elves?"
"No, we sees no Elves, no Men, no nothing. Just Orcses. Dead Orcses. Living
Orcses. Many, many dead Orcses. But enough of talk, must go now. Must go
back a little, then turn to south and down. Too many enemies on the way to
the first exit, we try another."
But the second exit was there no longer, and they decided to continue
further to south. Gabrielle got tired up easily, and she had to let her leg
rest several times, and once they both slept for a few hours. After the
sleep the bard found out that Smeagol was making his 'investigations' again.
She couldn't fall asleep again, and the wait seemed longer than it was.
At last she saw him creeping back to her -- yes, she saw! It astonished her,
as it was really dark in the tunnels and there was no light source in
evidence. She realized then that, actually, she had been able to see little
glimpses for some time; Smeagol striding ahead, tunnel outlines, some of the
larger objects on the way, things like that. When she told about it to
Smeagol, he said, "Dwarf stone."
Later she learned that it really wasn't completely dark in the tunnels. The
Dwarves used to coat the walls with a very special substance which made it
possible to see in the caves, even without a light source. For races other
than Dwarves it took a few days to get their eyes used to this new kind of
darkness, but most of them could eventually do it.
----
It was one of the countless breaks since Smeagol had released Gabrielle. She
woke up after an uneasy dream, and wasn't surprised to find him gone again.
She tried to get some more sleep, but in that chilly environment it wasn't
easy. Besides, being there all alone was a bit scary. Even though she didn't
fancy Smeagol's company, he seemed to know the tunnels, which gave her at
least some security.
This time it took an unusually long time before the little creature returned.
"Where have you been so long? I was afraid because of you," Gabrielle
whispered.
"Fishing," Smeagol answered, dropping two white and blind fishes at her
feet. "Nice fishes. Good fishes. We makes a long way to catch these. She
must eat and get stronger."
Gabrielle took a fish, smelled it, and found it repulsive. She hadn't eaten
for a long time, but nothing could make her eat raw fish. She wasn't that
hungry. In fact, she wasn't hungry at all. To his confusion she pushed the
fishes away, but he didn't say a word. He had learned that the woman would
do things the way she wanted, and changing her mind was seldom worth the
effort. So he sat down beside her and began to gnaw one of the fishes in
silence. Besides, he had something else in his mind, and Gabrielle saw that.
"Now what is it? More trouble?" she asked.
Smeagol took his time to finish the fish, and answered, "We makes a long way
to get food. Saw lots and lots of Orcses. All very wary, yesss."
"What does it mean then?"
"All doors are closed from us. We checks the few nearest."
"So we're stuck in here?"
"Maybe, maybe not."
"You have a plan?"
"There is a way never guarded. The Orcses don't know about it."
"And why didn't you tell me about it in the first place?"
"It's dangerous. It's far. Perhaps she can't walk that far?"
"All the exits are dangerous, as far as I know. If you're so sure that this
exit is unguarded, we'll go there, unless you have a better idea. Don't
worry, I can walk there. I must. Anyway, it's better to choose a certain
exit far than make many uncertain guesses nearer."
"We sees she has decided. She mustn't say Smeagol didn't warn."
He took the other fish, put half of it in his mouth and bit the end off.
While she watched him eating, she remembered the countless questions that
she had wanted to ask from the beginning. Like, "what exactly was the thing
that Baggins stole from you?"
He nearly choked to the fish. "She doesn't know?"
"Hey! I said I know where Mr. Baggins is, I didn't say I knew anything about
your precious treasure."
Smeagol pondered her words a while, swallowed the rest of the fish, and
said, "Very well. We tells her. We tells her a riddle, yes."
"A riddle?"
"Yes, yes. We loves riddles. If she can't guess it right, she must tell
about Baggins at once." He hadn't forgotten how riddles were how he had lost
his precious in the first place, but maybe he could get it back in the same
way.
"And if I do know the answer, then what?" asked the bard.
"Then she gets to know the answer. That should do in this case."
"No way. All I want is to get out of here, and we already have that deal.
Don't you try to wiggle yourself out of it. You may ask me a riddle, but I
won't bargain about getting out."
He showed a bitter face as the plan that he thought was cunning got shot
down. "What does she suggest?"
"Well, how about this? Where I come from, I'm a popular story teller. If I
don't get it right, I'll tell you the best tale you've ever heard." It was
easily promised as she loved telling stories.
"A tale? Smeagol used to like tales. Wise terms. Fair, yes. A deal we have.
So this is the riddle." He cleared his throat, and recited.
When left alone,
there is no core.
You fill the hole,
left out is four.
It wasn't the easiest riddle she had heard, it was a real challenge. She
could think of numerous things with a 'core' of some kind, but it was harder
to come up to something that does not have one. "How many guesses do I
have?", she asked to buy time.
"One, only one."
"Then at least you should give a chance to think about it. Say, until the
next break?"
He was reluctant but nodded at last, and got up to his feet once more.
Down they went through the tunnels even the Orcs had forgotten. Gabrielle
pondered the riddle, but couldn't get the answer. Her ankle was aching again,
distracting her thoughts time to time, and then suddenly, she stumbled over
her own feet and fell. "I'm okay. I'm okay," she whispered to the worried
Smeagol, and began to get up, when her hand hit something soft and furry on
the floor, making her to yelp in disgust.
"What's that?" asked Smeagol.
"Eww! A dead rat, I think," she answered, feverishly trying to clean
her hands to her skirt.
To her horror she saw how he held the rat and smelled it silently, and
looked like he was about to eat it. But then he froze, looked up, and
yelped, "Back! Back. Go back. Up! Up!".
"Now what," the young woman asked, but followed the advice.
"Bad air," Smeagol said, and explained when they reached safe ground a little
further, "The rat still warm. Died only a little time ago. Bad air."
"So the air in that tunnel is poisonous? Great." She sat down with a painful
grimace, and waited for her breath to settle. "Lets stay here for a while, my
leg didn't like that running around at all."
"We can rest for a while," Smeagol said and sat by her side.
"Thank you. So, what now? We must find another way, I guess."
"Yes. We will climb up a little, and soon we'll get back onto the right way.
But before that she must give the answer to the riddle."
"What? Now?"
"That was the deal. She must answer now."
She had forgotten the riddle when her foot began aching. Besides, she had
thought that she would have plenty time to figure it out before the break,
and so she had decided to let her subconsciousness do the work. On the other
hand, she didn't have much to lose, as telling stories was what she did
best, though somehow this place suppressed her stream of tales. Something
without a core? With a hole, that is. An apple has a core, what happens if
you take it out? But then what are the four? The four seasons of year? No,
no! There's four left OUT, so the actual number must be five or more.
Then suddenly, it occurred to her. It was so obvious she couldn't believe it
had taken so long to figure it out. "A ring," she said, and looked at Smeagol
triumphantly. The way she came to that answer was a bit unsophisticated, but
it was the right answer and that's all that counted. From the four seasons she
remembered her mother's advice about always wearing something on her head
in the winter. A hat is worn on the head, and a hat has no core. Then she
remembered how she once had smuggled Xena's chakram inside a prison, hidden
under her headpiece. Chakram has a hole. Chakram is a ring of some kind. And
then the idea just struck her.
Smeagol was obviously unhappy with this turn of events, as he had already
prepared himself for a story. "Yes, she is right," he admitted bitterly.
"You mean we've seen all this trouble because of a ring!? I thought
it was something like a magical sword or something..."
"It's not just any ring," he cried, "We must have it back! We must..."
"Okay, okay, chill out. I just can't see what's so special about that ring,
but if the Ringwraiths are after it, then it must have some importance." But
he refused to speak any more.
The rest of their path was full of dangers, but somehow they managed to avoid
the Orcs and make their way around the traps. Gabrielle couldn't say if she
had spent days or weeks under the mountains, as she had lost her track of time
completely in the darkness. However, at last they came to a point where the
tunnel broadened and connected to a rapid underground river.
"There, this is as far as we'll come," said the little creature, and sat on
the river bank, putting his feet into the cold water.
"What? This is the exit? I see no door?" said Gabrielle.
"It's not far away any more. Now she must tell about Baggins as she
promised." And Gabrielle saw a strange glitter in his eyes, similar to the
one she had seen when she was still in chains and made the mention about
knowing Mr. Baggins.
"I guess that's what I promised. But if this is a trick, you'll be sorry if
you betray me," she said, and waved the stick before his face.
He whined, and she thought it was because of her intimidating behaviour,
but as he pressed flat against the floor, she realized there was another
reason. She swung around and saw a flickering light coming closer behind a
corner. An enemy? She looked for a place to hide, but there was no shelter
in sight, so she retreated against the wall and raised her walking stick
into a battle stance.
Xena vs. The Lord of the Rings
Part 3: Of rock and stone
3.3 - How to slay an army and get away with it.
The Troll attacked with the burning log, but Xena was quicker. She flipped
over the log and over the Troll as well, kicking him in his face on the way.
It did little damage, but his rage increased and he started to chase the
warrior who continued to yell insults at him. When he saw that he was
gaining her, he growled and tried even harder, and that's how they came into
the main hall.
She headed right towards the funeral pyre which was still burning, now at
lower rate, but still strong. A few steps before the fire she flipped,
somersaulting over the fire. The Troll followed with arrogance, sure that
soon he would get her, and ran through the fire, reckoning it wouldn't harm
his stony skin. Too late he noticed the shaft, and in the middle of the pyre
he had no room to brake or change direction, so he jumped as well.
Xena landed on the other side of the shaft, but backflipped immediately and
met the Troll right over that bottomless pit. Time itself seemed to stop as
she placed her feet to his chest, looked him in the eyes, and said, "So long,
sucker." Then she pushed off. His weight was far greater, but her kick had
enough power to throw her to the ground safe, while the Troll stopped midair,
swinging his hands and feet as if he was learning to fly. And then he fell.
Xena listened to his yell fading away as he went down. Then she rose and
took a last look around to pick up some important things, and returned to
the room where the Orcs had kept the bard. She searched for hints of how
Gabrielle had gotten away, but there were not many to see. Back in the tunnel
she came to the conclusion that in order to escape, Gabrielle must have
headed away from Gristzuk's troops.
Following the tunnel she soon came to a crossing where none of the paths
seemed better than the other -- until she found another piece of Gabrielle's
shirt lying on the floor a few yards into the tunnel leading left. She picked
it up, hoping silently that her friend was smart enough to leave it there.
She walked on, keeping her eyes on the ground. Soon she came to a place
where the floor was moist, and she could see Gabrielle's footprints in the
dirt among the Orc tracks. The bard was limping. Then she noticed that there
were other footprints, small and flat, reminding her of duck's webs, going in
the same direction with Gabrielle. At first she thought the other prints
followed the bard, but on closer examination she realized that, in fact,
they went together with the bard.
In the neighborhood of every crossing she found a new piece of cloth with a
knot, until suddenly the markings vanished. Suspecting she had made a false
turn somewhere, Xena retraced her steps to the point where she had found the
last piece. What she discovered there made her very thoughtful, so she
traced further back until she was sure she saw Gabrielle's footprints again.
It took a lot of time, but she became convinced that someone was trying to
mess up Gabrielle's marks to lead her in the wrong direction. And that
someone was the same person or creature that walked with the bard.
And that left Xena with a new problem. She couldn't trust on the cloth
pieces any more, and trying to follow the rarely visible and even then very
faint footprints would take a lifetime. There had to be another way.
----
Gabrielle was unaware of the problems Xena faced a few days earlier. She
stood on her good foot, prepared to take the opponents who were just
coming around the corner. She wasn't surprised to find out that they were
Orcs. Perhaps the Orcs were more surprised to see her, as they were rather
expecting to find someone like an Elf warrior.
The enemies came closer, but stopped at a safe distance, anticipating a
trap of some kind. They goggled at her suspiciously, until one of them
gathered enough courage to approach her. "Who are you?" the Orc asked in
common language.
"None of your business. Stay away! I'm not alone," the bard retorted
defiantly.
"Could this be the prisoner who escaped from Gristzuk?" said another Orc
from the back.
"Yes," said the third, letting out a noise resembling laughter, and continued,
"She has made it a long way just to get caught again. Gristzuk will pay us
well."
The nearest of them wasn't prepared for serious resistance, and when he
came too close, the young woman smashed her stick over his head. Her already
fragile weapon cracked into splinters from its other end, but the Orc fell
hard. Soon he rose up to his feet again, wearing an outraged expression.
While his companions stayed behind, he came in again, this time swinging his
axe. Even on one foot Gabrielle was able to dodge the strike, and she
countered with a sting to his stomach, forgetting that her stick was
broken. A sharp splinter went through a link in his chain mail, a surprised
expression arose on his face, and he fell to his knees. Then he passed out,
and eventually died.
The bard had never killed before. She was shocked, realizing what she had
done, and the stick slipped from her powerless hands. The other Orcs
overcame her easily, and two of them held her still while the third came to
finish her. She saw him raise his axe, and turned her head away.
And then she heard some of the sweetest noises ever. First, a sound of a
chakram screaming, then an axe breaking. Two ricochets from the walls, a
snap as the weapon was caught, and then the drawing of a sword.
As the Orcs let go of her, she sat down to the floor, where she believed she
would be most useful by being out of the way. Standing would have been too
hard, anyway, as the shock of taking a life, even a low life of an Orc, had
drained all of her strength. And then, watching her favourite warrior at
work made her feel a little better. The battle was soon over.
"Hi Xena," she hailed the tall woman who stood panting in the middle of dead
bodies.
"Are you all right," Xena asked, and knelt beside her to embrace her.
"No, I'm not. I just killed a living, thinking, feeling being and -- "
"Gabrielle, it's all right to kill Orcs. They are evil from tip to toe."
"Are you sure? Maybe some of them could still have hope, and maybe I just
killed one who had."
"I know only one good Orc, and that's a dead Orc. It's all right, believe
me. I've seen enough of them to be sure."
"But if it's all right to kill Orcs, how about half-Orcs. And if it's all
right to kill half-Orcs, is it all right to kill Haradrim or
Easterlings? Where will it end?"
Xena remained silent, looking sadly into her teary eyes, and understanding
what she was going through. Finally she said, "I don't have an answer for
that. But I found you before they got you, and that's all I care about."
"And how did you find me? Did you follow my marks? I knew it was a good
idea."
"No, Gabrielle. It was a terrible idea. You don't know how great risk you
took with that action. The Orcs may be rude and arrogant, but they are not
stupid."
"But you did find me in time..."
"And your marks had little to do with it, as I couldn't trust them. At first
I did, but then I noticed they led in the wrong direction. That creature
walking with you moved them to lead me away from the right track."
"Smeagol! That little rat! I'll show him if I ever get my hands on him." She
looked around for him, but he had vanished at the first sign of the Orcs.
"But how did you find me then, if you didn't follow my marks?"
"You left other traces behind you. Your walking stick leaves a clear print,
if you just learn to read them."
"Just how could a wooden stick leave a print to a stone floor?"
"Every time it hits the ground, the stone gets sort-of polished. Keeping a
light source at the right angle the prints reflect light, glittering
clearly enough to follow. But that's enough talking, we must get out of
here. You have a sprained ankle, let's fix that first."
Xena told Gabrielle to take off her boot and took a good grip of her foot. She
massaged it awhile to ensure the leg was fully relaxed, and then pulled to
make sure it was not dislocated. "There, try walking with it," she said, and
Gabrielle stood up.
"It still hurts, but I guess it'll be all right," the bard said, and
grimaced.
"It will hold if you're careful. Don't twist it again for some time," said
Xena, and used her pressure point techniques to kill the pain. "Now you
should be able use it. How does it feel."
"Uh -- it doesn't. It's totally numb."
"Good. Then we go. I suppose you were trying to find the way out, so you must
have a clue about an exit. Right?"
"Not exactly... You see, Smeagol was to show it to me, but he disappeared
when the Orcs came."
Xena sighed, and looked away thoughtfully. "Okay, this is what we'll do. You
try to contact this Smeagol. I'll search for the exit other ways."
But when Xena stood up and turned to leave, she noticed some figures trying
to hide in the darkness of the dungeon. "Gabrielle, don't move," she
whispered, and picked up a still burning torch from the floor. As it got
more air, it started to burn brighter. Suddenly she threw it up the tunnel,
thus revealing a large bunch of Orcs armed with bows ready to fire.
When the Orcs realized that they had been discovered, they quickly uncovered
their lanterns and illuminated the place so that they could shoot. As the
first arrows whizzed at the two women, Xena judged the situation as too
dangerous. She grabbed Gabrielle, took a few long steps, and dived into the
river. There they were overtaken by the strong current which drove them into
a hole in the southern wall. Clinging to each other, as getting separated
could mean death to one or both of them, they helped one another reach the
surface for breathing in turns.
And that was the way Xena ended the silent war known to Orcs as the 'War
against the Elves unseen'. It's not known how the Elves connect to this
battle. Maybe it was the only way that the Orcs could explain the deaths
of nearly two hundred of their kin.
----
"Come on. Breathe!" Xena shouted, hammering her unconscious friend on the
back. Gabrielle inhaled greedily, then started to cough out water from her
lungs.
"Am I dead?" she asked between the coughs. "I guess not. Dead don't feel this
awful."
"You're very much alive, Gabrielle," Xena replied, holding her against her
breast. "Though for a short time I was afraid I had lost you again, so soon
after finding you."
For a few minutes they sat there still, on the river side under the cloudy
sky. A drizzle showered the earth, but as the women were already wet,
they didn't mind. The day wasn't the prettiest possible, but it was a day,
after all, and they were finally out of the sunless dungeons. The Orcs would
hardly come after them before nightfall, even if they believed them to be
alive.
Then they broke free, had a good look of each other and -- burst into
laugher. As a matter of fact, there was nothing to laugh about, but maybe
all the tension had to be released somehow. Xena had a long scratch on her
forehead, and she was still covered with dried blood which even the strong
current had been unable to wash off completely, and she looked so wild and
bestial she'd have scared to death any human but the woman sitting in front
of her, busting her gut. But in spite of all this, she was still as upright
and impressive as ever. And Gabrielle was a sight for herself. The swelling
on her eye had diminished, now it had turned black. She was dirty, blood and
grease stains decorating her front, with a few small scars and bruises all
over her body completing the image. Moreover, her green shirt and brown,
knee-length skirt were shortened near to minimal and barely decent.
At last they calmed down, and Gabrielle asked, "You have noticed, of
course?"
"What?"
"The arrow sticking out of your side."
"Oh, that. First things first, I thought, and that meant saving you from
drowning. It's not bad, anyway."
"Sometimes you're such a -- I don't know what you are."
"Adorable?"
"More like stubborn. But adorable is fine, too. Let me have look at that
thing."
Xena turned and let Gabrielle check the wound. "Can you take it out?" the
warrior asked.
"I believe so. It was stopped by a bone in your side, and didn't go too deep.
Piece of cake."
"So, what are you waiting for? Remove it."
"Okay, but this will hurt a bit, as you know. So don't bite your tongue off.
Ready?"
"Yeah, yeah. Get on with it."
"On three. One..." Gabrielle began the count.
"...one," Xena repeated, rolling her eyes. She really didn't need this, why
couldn't the bard just snap it off.
"Two..."
"...two."
"Three..."
Xena clenched her teeth together and got prepared for the pain.
"Four..."
"Four! You said on three... Hey!"
"Sorry, but you taught me yourself how to distract the wounded before the
operation. There, I've removed it. It didn't hurt much, did it?"
"No."
"And, of course, if it did, you wouldn't admit it." Gabrielle tore a few
bands from her already short skirt while Xena removed her armor, and then
she tied the wound.
Suddenly Xena sprang up and jumped into the river. When she swam back to
shore, her face turned into a bright smile as she held up a backpack. "When
was the last time you ate?" she asked, and laid the pack at Gabrielle's
feet.
"A couple of days ago, I guess. A little before Smeagol rescued me from the
Orcs. But I'm not too hungry."
"Gabrielle! That's five days, not a couple! And you claim you're not hungry?"
"Uh, not really. They stuffed me with some slimy ooze, and I was close to
dying with the treatment."
"Brown liquid with hard, pea-like things in it? It's called 'dagrot'. Great
stuff! One portion keeps you going for days."
"You actually like that stuff? I can't believe my ears."
"I don't like it. It tastes like vomit, but you can't deny it's
effective."
"If you say so. I just don't get it. Why go to so much trouble? Why didn't
they just kill me?"
Xena couldn't help grinning. "I'd say you were too skinny for them?"
"What's my appearance has to do with -- oh!"
"You've got it."
"OH! Eww! They were...? Oh."
"That's how they like humans. Fat and tasty. Anyway, in this bag I have
something I picked up from your captor's lair. There should be some food,
too, if the swim didn't melt it completely."
Gabrielle dug into the bag curiously. "Yuck. I assume this was bread once,"
she said, shaking light brown substance off of her hands. But dried meat,
although not that dry any longer, was edible, and the women shared it with
pleasure.
During the short and light meal they discussed what had happened to them
after the meeting with Beorn. "And they came out of nowhere," Gabrielle
explained. "I tried to fend them off with my staff, but every time I knocked
one down, another took his place. And the first one always joined back in
the fight too soon. They were just too many, and even Argo's kicks didn't
help much. Then one of them hit Argo's side with a spear, and at the same
time I broke my staff. Then everything went black." At this point she was
nearly weeping.
"So you don't know what happened to Argo?" asked Xena.
"No, I don't," the bard replied, and sniffed. "I hope she was able to
escape. But the wound was bad. I can't keep from thinking that this was my
fault."
"Stop that. Just how could it be your fault?"
"Like, if I hadn't insisted that you should help Beorn, maybe Argo would be
fine. Or if I hadn't been such a nuisance and followed you from Bree,
or if I hadn't been hit by that Ringwraith on Weathertop, of if I hadn't
seen that stupid dream, or -- if I didn't babble myself into awkward
situations..." She realized she had let the cat out of the bag.
"Hold on! What dream?"
"It's so stupid I didn't want to talk about it. But if you insist." Xena's
sharp gaze told her that she insisted. So, she told all about the vision
that she had in the morning when Xena left. "But I'm sure you would have
gone through any situation, despite of what some stranger tells me in some
idiotic dream," she wrapped up her story.
To Gabrielle's surprise, Xena didn't find it idiotic at all. "Maybe so, but
how could we know for sure. Maybe I'd have walked straight into that big Orc
bow, or had met my end in Beorn's claws. We're alive now, and that's what's
important. The funny thing about predictions; if you do something
differently because of them, you'll never know what would have happened
otherwise." Xena poked her friend gently in her side and grinned
encouragingly. When Gabrielle returned her smile, she turned the
conversation off the topic, saying, "And what does it tell you having Prince
Eomer in your dreams again? How many times have I told you to forget him."
"Just because he's handsome and brave and royal, doesn't mean that I
couldn't get him. He practically eats from my hand!"
"Oh sure. Last time in Edoras he didn't even notice you because you were too
frightened to go near him. Yeah, he's yours. In your dreams, maybe."
"Easy for you to say. You can get any man you want. Besides, you should
support me, not tease me."
"I'll support you, but if you really want him, you need to get a grip and go
talk to him. Royal or not, inside he's just a man. Next time; go and
introduce yourself to him! Be yourself, talk, smile and -- show some skin."
"If I show any more skin," Gabrielle retorted, referring to her new style,
"they'll arrest me and ban me from the town for good."
The rain ceased and the sun appeared from between the slowly dissolving
clouds. Xena measured the sun and the surroundings. "This river must be
Gladden," she stated, and continued, "Rhosgobel is straight east from
where Gladden joins to Anduin, so all we need to do is build a raft and
drift with the river. It's both the fastest way and the easiest."
Not needing talk about how to divide the tasks, they automatically went
their own separate ways to collect material needed for the raft. A sword may
not beat a good axe in cutting wood, but it was their only suitable edged
weapon, and soon the sound of falling trees was heard from the direction
where Xena had gone. Gabrielle cut down small willows growing on the river
bank, and used them to tie Xena's logs together. First she removed the bark,
and then softened them by twisting the stem longitudinally, thus making them
more flexible.
When she had tied the first five logs together, and waited for the sixth,
she noticed that she needed more tying material. She waded to the river as
she was unable to reach the most suitable willows from the shore, and
suddenly something attacked her from behind and pulled her under water. Cold
limbs clenching around her body, she floundered to reach the surface, but
sank deeper instead. Finally she got her feet on the river bottom and pushed
up. Even though she got her face above the surface and had a quick gasp, her
move drove her away from the shore at the same, and to the deeper water. It
gave her opponent another advantage, and once more she was pulled under
water.
The attacker was not very big, weighing maybe no more than forty pounds, but
the water element was not on her side, and even a little extra weight like
that could turn out to be fateful. She tried to get free from the hold, but
the attacker's fury gave him strength over his limits. So she changed
tactics, and instead of struggling to get free, she attacked to harm him. It
worked, and just a little before all her breath was out, she managed to
break his hold and reach the surface to breathe. After that she sank once
more due to her opponent's new attack.
Next she felt a new grip on her hair. She was pulled up, and the constricting
force around her body eased.
Xena let go of her hair, and gave a powerful shake to the little creature
whom she was holding up, to suppress his resistance. Gabrielle recognized
him as Smeagol as soon as she had gained her balance again.
"Hisss! She promised to tell us, precious! She promised!
Gollum" Smeagol yelled before Xena's grip moved onto his throat,
cutting his talk short.
"You know this -- thing?" Xena asked Gabrielle, and looked at her
captive like she had never seen anything like him before. Which was true.
"Yes, I know him," said the bard. "This is the Smeagol whom I told you
about. Why did you attack me, you loathsome freak?"
"We saves you. We leads you out. We shows the exit. And what we gets?
Nothing! She promised, but she doesn't keep the promise. Where is the thief,
precious! Where! We hates you! You promised!"
"What is he talking about?" Xena asked.
"We made a sort of a deal. Our Mr. Baggins seems to have taken Smeagol's
most valuable thing, and I promised to tell him all I know about it, if he
showed me the way out," Gabrielle answered, and continued, turning to the
little creature, "But after today's attack, I no longer think that I owe him
anything."
"I second that," said the warrior wryly. The creature's appearance was
getting on her nerves. "Besides, I wouldn't want him anywhere near Baggins
if he has managed to reach Rivendell."
"Thief! He's near?!" yelped Smeagol, and surprised Xena by biting her
wrist, which made her drop him down, and in a flash he dived under water.
Xena cursed, and was about to go after him, but Gabrielle seized her and
said, "Let him go, Xena. If you catch him, you'll end up hurting him badly.
I don't want that."
"That thing tried to drown you and you're willing to let him go?!"
"I don't think he's truly evil. Not completely. And he did save me from the
Orcs. Please."
"But I just spilled Baggins's position to him."
"I know. Very not you. But still."
Xena looked at her in astonishment. "You are unbelievable. Fine, I let him
go, but if he still bothers you -- or me -- that's the last thing he'll
do." She rose up to the shore, followed by her friend, and they went back to
finish the raft.
Working together, they attached the remaining logs together, talking casually
while working. "So, this Smeagol is the former owner of the thing that
Baggins is bearing," Xena said. "I don't suppose he told you about it."
"Sure he told me. It's -- oh, wait! He asked me a riddle about it. Let's see
if you can get it."
"I don't like riddles."
"Oh, come on. You're dying to know what that thing is, aren't you?"
"Well, I wouldn't use those words, but..."
"I thought so. Solve this and you'll know. I think it went like..."
When left alone,
there is no core.
You fill the hole,
left out is four.
"There. It's not easy, but you're clever, so you should get it eventually."
"A ring," Xena said, and something flashed in her eyes, but she covered it
quickly.
"Just take your time. I mean, even I had to -- excuse me?!"
"It's a ring, isn't it?"
A deep silence fell as Gabrielle dropped what she was doing and just stared
straight ahead with a phlegmatic face. Then, "Ooh, I hate you so much!"
"I hate you too, Gabrielle," said Xena, and smiled crookedly.
When the raft was ready, they covered it with branches and leaves, and
pulled it to water. Xena was the first to jump onto it, but she barely
managed to keep her balance when it unexpectedly slid away.
"Are you all right?" Gabrielle asked.
"Never felt better. Now get on," the warrior retorted, perhaps slightly
ashamed of her clumsiness. Gabrielle took her hand and stepped on board, and
Xena pushed them off the shore with a long rod.
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February 12, 2000, Man of Void (mov@iki.fi)
Updated: July 29, 2003.
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