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Xena vs. The Lord of the Rings
Part 2: Darkness before sunset
2.1 - Night of living fire
Argo galloped lazily on the road east from Bree. She sensed the distressed
mind of her rider, but she was unable to understand the reason for that. Yet
she knew that something unusual had happened, as the other human wasn't
coming along. And how she had thought the three of them would be a team
forever. Then she snorted and shook her head, as she turned her attention
back to the road. She had a new hobby in trying to fit her steps to squash
as many insects as possible under her hooves. Her record was twelve in row,
after that she always lost the count. Living in the moment, that was Argo's
philosophy of life. If there was any trouble ahead, she gladly left it to
someone else to worry about it.
Xena was not doing well. In the morning she had made her decision to leave
alone, and it had been a difficult one. But she knew it was for the best.
She had to get home as soon as possible; she had to know if there was anyone
alive. She had not wanted to leave Gabrielle behind. At the time it had
felt like a good idea, now she wasn't that sure at all. She tried to
convince herself that it was best for Gabrielle to be with her family and
other people she knew for a while, without the need to be ceaselessly
alarmed. She had seen how well the two sisters got along with each other,
and the happiness the bard had felt every time she had spotted some familiar
face or place. This would be a hard trip and Xena couldn't stand it if
anything happened to her best friend. Besides, she would return as soon as
she could.
On the other hand, she was happy to be out of that town. Ever since they
arrived there she had felt like an outsider, and Gabrielle had seemed
to be so in charge. It had been an unusual experience to Xena, and she was
unsure if she had liked it or not. And that, if anything, made her feel
uncomfortable; being unsure of something.
But she missed her already, it was useless trying to deny it. Moreover, the
way she had left made her feel even worse, but she knew she had had no
options. If she had told Gabrielle, or even given her the smallest hint, the
bard would have insisted on coming along. Besides, she HAD given Mr.
Butterbur a note where she explained it all. Still, for a moment she was so
close to turning back, but then she hardened her heart and spurred Argo for
greater speed.
Some hundred yards behind, her faithful friend and companion squeezed
herself through a narrow opening in a hedge beside the road. For one
moment she saw the warrior's back vanishing where the road turned. A
desperate cry called Xena's name, but it was too late for her hear it.
Days passed, giving little relief for Xena's guilty conscience. In the
evening of the third day after her departure she was just about to call it a
day and make a camp, when a fast trotting horse passed her. Its hooves hit
the ground so lightly that she nearly missed it completely. She had left the
road only seconds before, therefore the rider couldn't see her. The horse
was silver in color, and its rider, an old man, wore a grey robe, and he rode
like a madman. Someone behind him was clinging to him, arms around his
waist. A little before Xena lost sight of them they slowed down and turned
north to the wilderness, beginning to climb uphill to Mount Weathertop.
Xena wondered about their hurry and turned back to her own businesses when
sounds of more horses approaching reached her ears. Something made her
conceal herself better in the underbrush, and it was a wise decision; soon
several raven-black steeds passed her hideout in full gallop. All of them
followed the first rider up the side of the mountain. The Black Riders,
all nine, she thought, fighting the fear left behind by the Riders.
"That old man is in deep trouble. I must help." She crossed the road
and started to climb the mountain side as well.
Up on the mountain the battle was emerging. On the very top there lay the
ruins of an ancient castle which once had dominated the surrounding lands.
Now only large stones here and there remained of it. At the spot where a
great watchtower had once stood the stones formed an almost perfect circle,
and in the middle of it stood the old man, holding his long staff in both
hands.
He waited and listened.
Near him a very nervous young woman was searching for wood and anything
worth burning, and placing her findings into a pile behind him. She didn't
know why she was doing that, only that the man had told her to do so. They
both felt the evil of the Black Riders gathering all around them; unseen,
but already so clearly present.
When clouds covered the moon and took the last gleam of light away, the
old man sprang into action. He spoke some words of an unknown language, and
they reverberated like the deep tones of thunder, and he struck his staff
into the pile of wood. Instantly the pile was lit on dazzling green fire, in
the light of which they could see several dark shadows crawling over and
between the stones. The woman had chosen one rock near the fire, and she
tried to conceal herself under its shade.
One of the Riders let out a shriek and leaped to attack, but he was caught
mid-air by a red and green spear of light and fire emerging from the end of
the old man's staff. The Rider was thrown away over the stone ring, but
though he was hurt, he was far from slain. "Begone, you creatures of the
dark! You cannot win," shouted the man. Another spear of fire lanced out
from his staff, and one more enemy was dropped from the stone he had stood
on.
But that didn't stop them. Next there came a group of three, two of whom
the man dropped with his staff, but the third came too close, and he had to
dodge to avoid being hit with a black sword. Now the Rider had an open line
to advance to the woman; and that was exactly what he did. It was his
misfortune to underestimate the power possessed by the old man, who waved
his hand, and the fire in the midst threw a burst of flames at the attacker,
forcing him to retreat.
In spite of all his effort and skill, the situation was getting desperate for
the man and the woman. The latter had buried herself deep under her cape,
trying to escape the fear. The former might have been able to protect himself,
but without any help from his companion he was gradually being overpowered.
Suddenly, there was a piercing yell, and a new factor joined to the battle,
vaulting over the ring of the Riders. It was Xena, carrying a branch of a
juniper. "Mind if I join the fun?" she asked rhetorically as she took the
branch through the pyre. The branch blazed even before it touched the
flames, and burned green at first, but changed later to natural red and
yellow. She turned around just in time to thrust the burning branch at the
lap of one Rider. The fire caught him instantly and didn't diminish for a
long time. Xena let out a laugh of enjoyment, turning her attention at
another target. She flipped closer, eluded a sword blow, took a flask from
her belt and threw its content onto the attacker. She flipped back to the
pyre and grabbed a burning log of wood, tossing it at the same Rider; she
missed by an inch but the fire caught anyway. Another Rider left the battle
in the form of a torch; the others started to withdraw, too.
Xena turned to the man and was about to greet him when the woman near
the stone peeked from under her cape, and jumped into action. "NO!" she
yelled, bashing at still one more attacker who had somehow sneaked behind
Xena, and was about to strike her with his sword. In the very last moment
the woman managed to throw herself at him and deflect his weapon away from
Xena using a staff. The Rider fled, but the woman fell down unconscious.
"What on earth? Gabrielle?!" yelled Xena shocked, kneeling over her saviour,
and shaking her. "Gabrielle, can you hear me?"
"It's so cold," said Gabrielle faintly, shivering.
The old man came to her, and laid his hand on her chest. "How fortunate," he
said as a relieved expression crossed his face. "She has touched a
Ringwraith; that is why she feels cold inside, but her soul is intact. Hold
her tight, and she will be back on her feet shortly." He turned his full
attention to the young woman, locking his eyes to hers, and said, "That was
very stupid, girl. Very brave, yes, but also very stupid." That caused a
little smile to appear on Gabrielle's face.
The man stood up and looked around. "Our enemies have fled but they are not
far away. They may come back, and if they do, they will be better prepared. I
thank you, woman, for your help. Who are you who knows fire better than any
man I have met?"
"My name is Xena."
"Why, of course it is," laughed the man, "I must be a little slow-minded
today. You are everything I have heard of, and more. I've always known our
paths would eventually cross. I am Gandalf, but I suppose you knew it
already."
"Yes, I did," answered Xena, still sitting on the ground, and holding
Gabrielle on her lap trying to warm her up. "I realized that when I first
saw your fire."
"Talking of fire," said Gandalf curiously, "May I ask, what did you do to
get your fire burn so brightly? Mine is something you would call magical,
but on yours I sensed no spell."
Gabrielle coughed, and gathering her strength she raised her hand to signal
that she wanted to answer. "Lamp oil. It's always either lamp oil or spirit,
and if it had been spirit, Xena would have spat it from her mouth instead of
bottle. Yes, I saw, I didn't sneak under my cape all the time." A faint
smirk indicated that she was getting stronger. "That branch of a tree was
also sprinkled with oil. Am I right or what?"
"You know me so well," said Xena smiling. Then, speaking to Gandalf, "But now
we must decide what we're going do with those horsemen. Why did they attack
you, anyway?"
"Well, how much do you know?" answered the Wizard, squinting his eyes
cunningly. He was trying to avoid revealing too much since he didn't trust
Xena completely.
"All right, I'll tell you. Those Riders, Ringwraiths, as you called them, are
servants of the Enemy. They are here to collect some great weapon which is
in possession of a Hobbit named Baggins. He and his party have now joined
together with Strider who is obviously their guide to where ever they're
heading; my guess is Rivendell. And you, Wizard, knew Bilbo Baggins,
therefore there is reason to believe that you have something to do with our
Mr. Baggins too. The Riders probably think that you know where he is, and
that they could somehow persuade you to tell them about the weapon or Mr.
Baggins's whereabouts. At minimum, they hoped to take you out of the way.
How does that sound?"
Gandalf laughed shortly, leaning to his staff. "I see you are aware of nearly
everything there is to know so far, whether you're well informed or merely
guessing. Yes, they are after poor Mr. Baggins who would like nothing more
than to return safely to his hole in Shire. I'm quite sure that if he
confronts those creatures of evil without my assistance, he and his company
will perish. For now I see no other choice but staying here, waiting for him
to come, if he has not passed yet. I know that unless Strider has had a new
idea, he will guide him near this place. If we join them, we will have a
good chance to get us all to Rivendell virtually unharmed."
Wrinkling her eyebrows, Xena gave his plan a thought. It was a good plan,
with only one flaw. The three of them had managed quite well against the
Nine, with Strider their chances would double, but - and it was a big but
- what if Strider chooses another way? After a moment, she spoke. "I have
a better idea. I suggest we split up and leave." She saw Gandalf's dubious
expression, and explained. "The Black Riders must think that you know where
Mr. Baggins is. If you ride north, for example, they would probably follow
you, reckoning you are to meet him someplace else. If I ride west by the
road with Gabrielle, we might get them to separate, and maybe Strider can go
freely. If the plan doesn't work, the worst that can happen is that the
Riders turn back and find Strider's party here. So, if they turn, you must
turn back, too. The situation wouldn't have changed for better or worse from
what it currently is."
Gandalf stroked his beard, tilting his head thoughtfully. "Yes, that might
work. At minimum there would be fewer opponents to face Strider. But this
plan also has a risk; you two are in severe jeopardy. They can attack and
overcome you. Believe me when I say, that death in their hands is the worst
kind of death there can be. And they who die, they are the lucky ones."
"I doubt they'll attack us," answered Xena. "I believe they're not
interested in us in person, though they may think that we know about
Baggins. Therefore they will only follow and observe us at a distance.
It is risky, yes, but if this Baggins is so important, shouldn't we take the
chance for his safety? Besides, someone should secure the way from here to
Rivendell. Who knows what other perils there are waiting for him."
Finally the plan got Gandalf's acceptance, and since Gabrielle was feeling
better, they left the ruins and started to climb down. The Wizard walked in
the front, keeping light in the head of his staff, wary for another attack.
A few steps after him, Xena followed with Gabrielle. They came down to a
plain, and Gandalf whistled.
In no time, his steed, Shadowfax, trotted to him, and Argo followed right
beside the swift-footed stallion. The two horses had scented each other on
the slopes of the mountain, and they had immediately become drawn to one
another, as they sensed a kindred spirit, and a match in intelligence among
horses. For the whole time that the fight was on on top of the mountain,
they had been discussing in Horse language, and a promise was made that
they would meet again on the plains of Wold after the battles had been
settled.
So it happened that Gandalf took Shadowfax, and four of the Riders followed
him as he rode north-east, though he couldn't know their number until
daylight the following day. Xena helped Gabrielle into the saddle, and they
climbed carefully down to the road. There she took her place behind her
friend on Argo's back, and they began riding against the dawn. After a few
hours, when the sun was high, they slowed down and Xena allowed herself to
doze for a moment, but they didn't stop. Gabrielle couldn't rest; she
claimed that for some reason she was able to feel the presence of the
Horsemen, and they made her apathetic. She knew they followed, and the
warrior had no reason to doubt her.
So, Xena took a nap, letting Argo take care of steering. Once again she
had an unpleasant dream, beginning with an image of Gabrielle arm wrestling
with her sister. "Gabrielle, are you strong enough?" asked Lila.
Gabrielle saw the warrior entering, and explained, "I made a deal with Lila.
If I win, I'm free to go with you. If she wins, I'll stay at home with her."
"Are you strong enough? To make it on your own?" Lila repeated her question,
and she was winning, pressing Gabrielle's arm lower and lower. Afraid of
losing her friend, Xena ran to them, and pushing Gabrielle away she took
her place and grabbed Lila's hand in her own. "Xena, always there for her.
Or are you? Are YOU strong enough?" asked Lila, and she seemed to grow in
size. "Are you strong enough to protect her?"
"I'm strong enough," Xena retorted affirmatively, but she had to use all
her strength.
"Are you strong enough?"
"I am." But she had met an irresistible force in Lila, who still grew,
adding more force into the game.
"Are you strong enough?"
Xena didn't answer any more. She couldn't. She was arm wrestling with a
Ringwraith, a Black Horseman, whose companions were observing the match
behind him. "Do you still think that you're strong enough, Xena? If you
can't protect yourself, how can you expect to be able to protect her?"
She started into reality to find out that Gabrielle had brought Argo to a
halt on the top of a hill, and turned her sideways across the road. They
both were looking down where they had come, and as Xena followed their gaze,
she saw three of the Riders under the hill, about two hundred yards away.
"Xena, look. We can't lose them," said Gabrielle with voice that lacked
all expressiveness natural to her. "Let's go to them and explain that we are
no threat to them. They're saying they won't hurt us."
Xena watched the Riders only for a moment, then she took the reigns from
Gabrielle's hands and spurred Argo into slow gallop, directly away from the
enemy. Gabrielle didn't object, but the warrior felt the need to explain her
actions anyway. "They're riding weary steeds. They won't catch us." The bard
remained silent.
For two days and two nights they evaed the enemy, Gabrielle mounted on
Argo and Xena behind her at first, but then walking beside, making it easier
for the mare. During the days they had short rests, hoping that the dazzling
sun would keep their enemies from attacking. When the dusk came, rest was no
longer allowed.
The most disturbing thing for Xena was Gabrielle's condition. Whenever she
tried to start a conversation, the usually light and cheery bard only
uttered a few vague words which were already fading when they left her lips.
She seemed to fluctuate between numb awareness and a sleepless state of
insensibility, neither of which gave her mind any rest. This was exactly
what Xena had feared, exactly what she had tried to avoid by leaving Bree
without her friend.
In the darkest hours of the second night they reached the Last Bridge.
However, some fifty yards before it Argo just stopped. "Come on girl, a
little more," urged Xena, pulling her reigns. But the mare shook her head,
neighing a wild refusal.
"Let it be, Xena," said Gabrielle with an exhausted tone, "Don't you see
she's too tired to move a step further. What difference does it make if they
catch us now or not until tomorrow. We're too worn out to fight anyway."
Xena was forced to agree. "You're right, I've pushed us all too hard. Right
now a single mercenary could take us out. We'll camp here and go on in the
morning. If they come, they do."
She helped her friend from the saddle, and the trio left the road,
collapsing down just far enough to be out of sight. Xena volunteered to
guard while unsaddling Argo, but Gabrielle disagreed, as forcefully as her
condition allowed. "You need the sleep as much as the rest of us, since
right now you are our only hope of survival. And if you're not in shape when
we confront the enemy, then the hope is vain. I'm unable to sleep anyway, and
I'll know if the Riders come close. I'll keep guard." It was what Xena had
planned, but she had wanted Gabrielle to volunteer herself. As soon as she
rested her back against a stump and closed her eyes, she fell asleep.
Xena vs. The Lord of the Rings
Part 2: Darkness before sunset
2.2 - Just passing by
The sun was way past its highest point when Xena awoke. At first she was
alarmed by the time passed, but then she relaxed, seeing Gabrielle in deep,
serene slumber by her side, arms wrapped around her waist. Just watching
that peaceful face which rested on her chest, drooling over her armor, made
her feel happy, too happy to even blame herself for letting things slip out
of her control for a while. She laughed at a thought crossing her mind, and
blew her friend gently in the ear.
"Good morning," said Gabrielle as she scratched her ear, searching for a bug.
"What's for breakfast?"
"What morning? It's afternoon already! We've overslept half of the day."
Xena took a better look at her friend, removing a few locks of hair covering
her eyes. "How do you feel? You look much better than yesterday."
"You're right! I feel excellent, though I could still use some more sleep.
And my behind is aching. But I can't sense the Riders any more. Now where
do we have that food?!" Gabrielle found a saddlebag and rummaged through the
contents. She took a chunk of salted meat and started to chew it intensively.
Xena joined her, thinking it was too risky to build a fire anyway.
"Are you sure the Black Riders aren't near?"
"Positive. What do you think we should do about it?"
Xena grunted and answered, "There's nothing we can do at the moment. We have
no idea where they might be. I reckon that the only possibility is to keep
going according to the plan; and that's eastwards. Gandalf would expect that
from us."
"It sounds so logical now that you've said it. Hey! What's this?" Gabrielle
held a jar that she had found from a sack in the very bottom of the saddle
bag. "You scoundrel! You planned to keep this all for yourself, didn't you?"
"I've never seen it before! Gimme that...," Xena said, reaching out for the
jar, but the other woman drew away with two fingers stuck deep in the golden
stuff. When Xena finally caught her, the blonde was unable to defend her
property, as she had closed her eyes in pleasure caused by the sweet taste
spreading in her mouth. Xena took the little clay jar from her hands, and
smelled its contents. "Honey," she acknowledged, and greedily followed
Gabrielle's example. When Gabrielle tried to grab the jar back, Xena raised
her arm straight up, making it impossible for the shorter woman to reach.
"Ah ah aah, we're going to save the rest for the future. Are you sure
you have nothing to do with this surprise?"
"Of course I'm sure," said the bard defeated. "Is this the sack Barliman
gave you? Hmm, I bet it was all his idea."
"A farewell present for you? That makes sense," said Xena and paused,
turning serious. She closed the lid upon the jar and put it back into the
sack. "Listen, I'm sorry I left the way I did. You must believe me, I wasn't
going to abandon you."
Gabrielle laughed, and came to the kneeling warrior, putting her arms around
her neck from behind. "You've become so predictable, Xena. Did you really
think that you could escape me, and that I wouldn't find you? I expected
your trick, although I have to admit you were a little early. And I know
exactly why you did what you did, so you don't need to explain anything. I
forgive you. Now, I could have let you wallow in misery, begging for my
forgiveness, but I didn't, so I consider you owe me one."
"I owe you because of something you chose not to do? That's new," said Xena
with a relieved smile, not bothering to wonder about her friend's precise
intuition. "Come on, we've lost enough time already. Let's pack up and get
going. We won't get far today, but it'll be better than nothing."
They crossed the Last Bridge warily, prepared for anything. Both women were
walking since Gabrielle refused to ride, claiming she had enough of sitting
on horses during the last few days, first on Shadowfax and then on Argo. No
more did Xena want to take the trip alone, even if it meant that she'd
arrive home later. She hadn't realized how much she had missed her good old,
talkative friend.
And Gabrielle had a lot to talk about. She had run after Xena, and spent the
first night in the Forgotten Inn. The next day she had walked and walked,
until she had been overtaken by a white horse ridden by an old man with a
pointy hat and a long beard. She had asked him to stop but he had hurried
ahead. Then, for a reason she still couldn't understand, she had yelled,
"Baggins!" and he had immediately turned around and come to her. She had
been stunned as he had introduced himself as Gandalf the Grey, and allowed
her to sit behind him, ordering her to tell everything she knew. They had
ridden like the wind, yet it had been a steady journey. There was no other
horse like Shadowfax.
Then suddenly, Gabrielle's story was interrupted by two men appearing in
front of them, armed to teeth. "Well, well, what have we here?" said one
of them, his sword lying carelessly on his shoulder. "You shouldn't be
travelling alone, it can be dangerous."
"We can take care of ourselves," said Gabrielle, raising her staff into
battle stance.
"Move on boys, or you'll learn a lesson you won't want to take," said Xena
calmly. She arched an eyebrow, and grinned.
"Oh yeah! Who's going to teach? You?"
"No, she is."
"Yeah, that's right," stated Gabrielle defiantly before she realized what
had been suggested. "Umm, I am? Are you sure, you don't want to?" she
whispered to Xena, stealing nervous glances at her.
The men laughed, and the first one spoke again, "All right, little lady, come
and teach us."
His mocking tone roused the young woman. "I am NOT a little lady," Gabrielle
yelled angrily as she started to advance. Soon she swept the smile away from
their faces, as she hit the first man nearly unconscious, and disarmed the
other with two well-timed strikes. She pushed on, and missed the third hit,
which gave the man still standing time to collect his sword. This time he
was much more careful, and they started circling around. He attacked first
but she parried him easily, arranging room for retaliation at the same time.
A kick in the stomach took his breath, making him double over, and a
turn-around strike at the back of his head took his consciousness.
Meanwhile, the first man was getting to his feet again, but the bard was
quicker. She swept his legs and pointed the staff at his throat. "Now, be
still and maybe this little lady won't put you on detention," she said
mockingly nice, and then shouted, "Your turn, Xena." She threw a quick look
around, but the warrior was not there. "Xena!" she yelled louder, and this
time there was an answer in the form of a noisy 'clang', followed by sounds of
something heavy falling several feet down to the ground through limbs of a
tree.
"I'm all right," yelled a voice from the forest, and in a while Xena came
back to the road, dragging two bodies behind her. "Things here seem to be
cooled off pleasantly."
"They only needed some discipline," said Gabrielle, "I see you have put two
more bad boys on detention."
"One of them permanently, I'm afraid. He broke his neck on the way down." She
put them next to the man whom Gabrielle had immobilized. "These fellows
were waiting in the forest with bows, in case things on the road got nasty.
As they did. Good, you have someone awake. Saves time when we don't need to
wait for them to wake up for questioning," she said, and knelt beside the
fourth man who was now considerably afraid of his well-being.
"Do we really have time for this?" asked the bard. "They're nothing but
robbers. Why don't we just leave?"
"There's something more in them. See, those two are too neatly dressed,
they've been in the wilderness for no more than three or four days, and
their clothes are more suitable for living in a town. Besides, I'm quite
sure I saw that dead guy in the Prancing Pony in the other night. That
somewhat orcish look is easy to remember."
"Oh. Well then. Can I be the bad guard again?"
Xena rolled her eyes. "Let's just do this as usual," she said, and put a
pinch on the man's throat. "I've cut the flow of blood to your brain. You'll
be dead in thirty seconds if you don't co-operate. So, what are you
doing here?"
"Stri-, Strider -, we were - supposed - to kill - Strider and -," he
stuttered.
"Go on, I know he was travelling with Hobbits, so tell me what I already
know."
"Kill, - kill Strider and - capture the - Hobbits, dead - or alive."
"If your job was to capture the Hobbits, why did you attack us?" Xena
questioned, but the man was getting too weak and she had to release the
pinch. "Answer me. I can do it again if you don't."
The man coughed a while and goggled at her angrily. "We thought we might as
well try acting like robbers since it was our cover story."
"And who ordered you to do this?" He didn't answer until Xena put her
fingers on a threatening position in front of him.
"Ferny," he said and swallowed.
"Bill Ferny? Again!" cried Gabrielle, stepping closer. "So much for you
attacking us by accident."
"That's what I was thinking," said Xena, "Now you can tell us the whole
truth, what exactly did Bill tell you to do?"
The man broke and told them all he knew. There were three groups in the
search for the Hobbits; one had left north from Bree, the other had gone
south by Greenway and the third, themselves, had ridden east. Their primary
mission really was to capture the Hobbits, and kill Strider if he resisted,
but Bill had also had another order concerning two women. "Scare the little
one, but don't hurt her badly. With the other you can do whatever you want,"
he had said.
----
"See, I can be a bad guard. He told everything in the second I made an
advance at him," said Gabrielle when they were on the road again. Xena had
taken all the weapons the attackers possessed, intending to dump them in the
first deep pit they'd pass. An exception was to be made with one bow and a
quiver of arrows (Xena, if anyone, knew a good quality weapon when she saw
one), and a frying pan confiscated by Gabrielle.
"Do you know what bothers me?" asked Xena, like she hadn't heard Gabrielle's
remark. "This Ferny-guy. I thought he was one of those men who talk a lot
and get little done, but he seems to have connections. It makes him more
dangerous than he looks."
"Aren't you overreacting now? We beat his minions. He can't cause us any
more trouble now on."
"It's not us I'm worried about. Aren't you afraid that he'll direct his
revenge to your sister, now that you are out of his reach?"
To Xena's surprise Gabrielle burst into laugh. "Lila is quite capable of
taking care of herself. Especially when it comes to Bill." She was briefly
interrupted by chuckling. "I had a talk with her that one night, you
remember that? Well, I made some conclusions of my own from the stories she
told me. She has become quite a character in Bree. People really respect her
and her husband. And, did you notice what she's carrying under her skirt,
attached to her thighs?"
Yes, Xena had noted a nearly unnoticeable bump on Lila's right thigh in the
morning of her departure. Actually, it wasn't the bump that had drawn her
attention, but the way the woman had moved around. "Daggers?"
"Throwing knives, actually. She has always been good at throwing things.
Gosh! She can be a moving armory if she wants to; not that she ever wanted. I
never knew you can hide knives in so many places under your clothes.
Thigh-knives, leg-knives, boot dagger, arm rack, breast dagger..," Gabrielle
counted, until she saw Xena's grim face. "Don't worry, Lila's more
level-headed than me in her age. It takes quite a lot for her to lose
self-control and start throwing daggers around. She didn't throw any at you
when we arrived, even though she was quite mad, right?"
"She wasn't wearing them at the time," Xena retorted dryly, then shook her
head to drop the unpleasant visions out of her mind. "So, what's so funny?"
"Oh, just an incident that should keep Bill away from Lila for the rest of
her life. No, I won't tell you about it, you'll have to hear it from her.
But I'll give you a hint; the story features a woman, a fool, and a pack of
Rangers."
"Rangers, huh? Was Thorongil one of them?"
"Thorongil? Oh yes, Strider. I'm still getting used to the fact that the
mysterious, scary man from my childhood is the same one who brought you back
to the good side. I don't know whether he was involved or not. Ask Lila."
She kept chuckling, and refused to tell Xena more.
They kept going east towards the Misty Mountains which stood gray and
rugged before the horizon, the peaks still bathing in the sunlight, but the
roots already in the shadows of the evening. That was the time for the women
to call it a day and retire to well-deserved rest.
For the next four days they were allowed to travel without interruptions,
having as many stops as they wanted. Of course, there weren't many since
Xena hadn't forgotten the reason for their journey, and they were still in a
hurry. Still she forbade making fires, driving Gabrielle into madness
in attempts to make them relishing meals out of dry provisions without
boiling water. At last they came to the Fords of Loudwater which lay
right on the roots of the mountains, and still seeing no danger they crossed
the river.
"These are lands of the Elven folk. Do you think we'll see any of them?"
asked Gabrielle hopefully. She loved Elves and their fair appearances, their
songs and beautiful voices. It was a pity that Xena so seldom took her
anywhere near the dwelling places of these noble people.
"If we're lucky, we won't," the warrior retorted, ill at ease. If there had
been any other way over the mountains, she would have taken it with joy, but
right now she had no choice. She had nothing against the Elves themselves,
but in the past they hadn't exactly been her best friends, and the Elves were
not those who forget easily. She just wanted to avoid any awkward situations.
But Xena's wish was not to come true. At first the serpentine road ran up
the steep, barren side of the mountains. Then suddenly, three miles after
the river, it wound north and began to slope down into a beautiful, green
valley where all kinds of plants flourished, and different animals fed
on them. The air was filled with butterflies, bees and colourful birds.
The women entered the valley, breathless by its unexpected beauty and all
the life it had. After walking awhile, they came to a crossing beside a
clear-watered river. The main road went straight over by a strong, wooden
bridge, but it also forked east. In the crossing there stood a sign whose
language and letters were Elvish, and therefore unknown to Xena.
Why can't these people write in common language like everybody else?
thought Xena bitterly, keeping her attitude at Elven habits to herself. "Can
you make anything out of it?" she asked aloud, after a brief study of the
sign.
"Let me see." Gabrielle came closer and squinted her eyes before the
sign because the writing was old and worn. "I believe it says 'Imladris' in
the left arrow, showing over the bridge. It must mean Rivendell in
Sindar, one of the Elven languages. The right arrow, hmm. It
translates to 'The High Pass'. Yes, so there goes the path over the
mountains. But we can go to Rivendell for the night, can't we? Please."
"I don't think so," said Xena. "The sooner I'm out of this valley, the
sooner I'll be over the mountains and at home. We're going right, by the
river." She started walking with a determined pace, away from the bridge.
"But I want to see the Elves, and talk with them. I've never talked with an
Elf before, and I've only seen them from a distance a few times."
"No! And wipe that look from your face, it won't work this time." Then,
as much as she hated the idea, "You could go there by yourself." At least
the Elves would keep Gabrielle out of trouble.
"Could I? You wouldn't mind?" said the bard enthusiastically. Then, back to
ground, remembering her dream in Bree. "I'm afraid it's not an option."
"Why not? Rhosgobel is much closer to Rivendell than Bree. We wouldn't be
separated for more than two weeks. If you like to meet Elves, this is your
chance."
"It just isn't. No, I'm stuck with you," said the bard with depressed
tone, then added more firmly, raising her gaze from the road, "And you're
stuck with me."
Somehow it felt good. Xena knew she should have been more persistent, but
she just couldn't, as she felt a warm happiness well up inside. But, as
usual, she didn't let it show. "If so, then you should be prepared to pay
the price. You better get your staff ready."
"What is it?" asked Gabrielle lowering her voice, and inconspicuosly
detached her staff from a holder in Argo's saddle.
"Nothing, I hope. It's just one of those feelings."
"Uhh, I've learned to trust your feelings. I get creeps from your feelings."
As to emphasize her words, they heard a voice from the forest, "Halt there,
strangers. Why have you entered our country?"
Xena did as told, and spoke with a clear voice, "We're only travellers
passing by. We don't seek any trouble." Then, with a little lower pitch, "I
hope you don't, either."
"Excuse me," said Gabrielle, interrupting the person in the forest and
ignoring her warrior friend's startled gaze. "Aren't you Elves? I haven't
seen an Elf for a long time, could you, please, come to the road? Come on,
the Elves are famous for their politeness. It's not very polite to talk to
people if they can't see who they're talking with."
Some murmur in the trees, then a rustle in the bushes, and soon, there he
was; a beautiful Elf with an almost shiny appearance. He paced proudly in
front of them, and bowed. "Glorfindel, at your service." He was somehow
different from all of the Elves the young woman had seen before; more
handsome, more shiny, more Elf. He was slender and tall, and when he spoke
it sounded lovely like water rippling in the spring brook. "Now, would you
introduce yourselves, please?"
"Gabrielle. From Bree. A bard," stammered Gabrielle sheepishly, dazed by his
appearance, and not knowing what else to do she outstretched her hand for a
handshake. The Elf took it, a little confused of her surprising straightness.
"You can let go now, bard Gabrielle," said Glorfindel after a lot of
intensive shaking, amused by the young woman's innocent adoration and her
up-to-ears smile. "Come here, my friends," he yelled to the woods, "If these
are the enemy, then I'm the King of the Dwarves." Instantly, several
laughing and joyful Elves stepped to the road, forming a curious circle
around them.
"Oh, sorry. It's just that I've had a pretty unique week," said Gabrielle,
dropping the last of her defenses. "I've visited my hometown after three
years, I've ridden with Gandalf, a Wizard, and shaken hands with an Elf
who's one of the Noldor, if I'm not mistaken. For this experience I'd
gladly take another attack of Ringwraiths any time - OUCH!" Xena's
warning kick at her leg came all too late, though later the warrior admitted
it had been quite funny to see the expressions on Elf-faces. Compassion, as
Gabrielle had mentioned her homecoming. Surprise, when she had mentioned
Gandalf. And finally, terror, as she had mentioned the Ringwraiths, making
the whole circle of Elves to take a step back. But, at the moment, Xena just
wanted to choke her friend. Of course, with all the Elves around, it would
have given a bad first impression.
Anyway, Xena's kick finally brought the bard back to earth, realizing that
her mouth had been faster than her reason. She swallowed nervously and backed
up beside the warrior, grabbing her arm. Glorfindel seemed to have lost a
portion of his shine as he spoke, "Looks like you two have had quite an
adventure. Maybe you should come with us to Rivendell, and tell all about it
to Elrond, the Elf-King."
"Look, mister Elf," said Xena dryly. She had planned to go on the few hours
until sunset, but now it seemed impossible. "We're a bit in a hurry. If you
don't mind, we'll stay here for the night. Gabrielle can tell you the story
by the campfire and you can tell it to your King later if you still think it
interests him." Worse yet, she knew that if they had to visit Rivendell, it
would waste at least two extra days.
"It surprises me that you don't want to see our beautiful city and enjoy its
services," said the Elf, tilting his head and gazing sharply. "But if that's
what you wish, so be it. Come, I know an excellent camp site just another
mile further. My friends will make it ready for you, and then I'll listen to
your story. By the way, I don't think I heard your name, warrior."
"I didn't say it," Xena answered, hesitating. Should she tell him her
real name? Well, he's going to learn it later, anyway. "My name is Xena,"
she finally said, and nodded, keeping an eye on his expressions.
"Nice to meet you," he responded cordially, and if he recognized her name,
he didn't let it show.
On the way to the Glorfindel's camp site, he and Gabrielle had an intensive
discussion. Gabrielle bombarded him with questions about what it was like to
be an Elf, and he answered the best he could. Then the bard astonished
him with a part of an old Elven song about Beren and Luthien, reciting
in clear and clean Sindar.
As Glorfindel had promised, the camp was prepared for them when they
arrived. One of the Elves was sitting by the campfire, keeping an eye on a
kettle of boiling soup. Another Elf brought a little sack of oats for Argo
who gladly took the refreshing variation from plain grass meals.
After a quick dinner, Gabrielle gave Glorfindel a brief description of the
happenings of the past few days, leaving out Xena's connection to Strider
and the conflicts of her own in Bree. Every now and then she consulted with
the warrior by imperceptible expressions, when she was unsure if Xena wanted
her to skip something else. The Elf remained silent, turning graver and more
worried as the story went on.
When she finished, he sprang to his feet immediately. "I must return to
Rivendell at once. If you change your mind, you're still welcome there, too.
I'm sorry to leave you like this, but I fear that we have lost too much
time already. Farewell, friends." He threw a few words in Sindar to
his two companions waiting nearby, and they all started jogging towards the
town of Rivendell.
"What did he say?" asked Xena when they had gone.
"Literally," answered the bard thoughtfully, "'Frodo is in trouble. We
must tell Elrond at once.' Who's Frodo?"
"Would you be surprised if he was our dear Mr. Baggins? Anyway, find a pot
or something for that soup, and kill the campfire. I'll pack Argo. We're
leaving as well."
"We WHAT?! Now?"
"Just one of my feelings again. It says that if we don't leave now, we
won't be having another chance for a week. Just start packing up."
Obediently Gabrielle did what Xena told, and they broke the camp in haste.
Going eastwards, climbing up the side of the mountain they once more spent
the night walking, a full moon illuminating their way.
Xena vs. The Lord of the Rings
Part 2: Darkness before sunset
2.3 - A bard and a bear
"Hey Gabrielle, let's have a break here," Xena suggested as they arrived at
a flat area after hours of climbing the steep mountain side. It was the
second day after meeting Glorfindel, and even though they had proceeded with
haste, the women were relatively fresh. Argo was having trouble in the
steepest places, which is why they didn't make faster time.
"You want a break? Who are you, and what have you done with Xena?" said
Gabrielle, freezing in faked horror.
"Hah hah, very funny. What I mean is that you two should stay here while
I go back to see if we're being followed. Okay?"
"That's the Xena I know." Gabrielle dropped to sit on a moss-covered boulder
and rubbed her aching feet. "Yes, a break really is needed," she thought,
and watched the warrior disappear down the hill. Then she turned to Argo,
asking, "You're okay, girl?" The mare snorted and nodded. "Oh, you're just
too stubborn to admit it. My feet may be sore, but to your hooves all this
climbing on a hard surface must be a killer." She rested her back against
the rock and looked at her surroundings.
Once again Xena had chosen a perfect spot for a break. It was a large,
flat opening with stone walls around on all sides, hiding the travellers
from curious eyes. On the side facing west the walls were less steep, and
there a few suffering trees had stuck their roots into narrow cracks in the
stone, offering a welcomed shelter from the hot sun in the summer. But now,
summer was long past, and travellers were pleased to take every
opportunity to enjoy the warming rays of that yellow sphere in the sky.
After an hour Gabrielle felt herself revived again. She also felt fed up
with bathing in the sun and having arguments with Argo. So, she began a
staff practice. She started with easy moves, just playing with her weapon,
but then it became more serious. When Xena came back, she found her friend
in full combat against a boulder the size of a man. For a minute she just
enjoyed watching, making sure the bard couldn't see her.
A basic hit. 'Good balance.'
An over-head block. 'Don't forget your legs.'
Back-handed leg sweep. 'I've seen that before.'
'Ouch, that would have hurt.'
And 'that one she has learned from me.'
Then she had an idea and walked back the path until she came to a tree. It
was a crooked and old pine, and she broke a branch to make a stick as close
to a fighting staff as possible. It became shorter than Gabrielle's staff,
and not nearly as straight, but it should do fine. Then she returned to
watch the practice.
As Gabrielle turned her back at her, Xena slid out from her hideout and
approached her friend silently, creeping like a cat. She was right behind the
bard who suddenly swung around, and directed a powerful strike at her head.
But the warrior ducked and used the confusion to grab the staff with ease.
"Very good," said Xena admiringly, "You really showed that rock who's the
boss up here."
"Thanks," responded the bard, sweating and panting. "I imagined it was Bill.
I guess it gave me some extra energy."
"Why don't we see what that extra energy of yours can do to an opponent who
can move and strike back?"
"What, do I have a choice?"
"No," said Xena and swung the stick at her friend who blocked the hit
without much trouble.
The warrior had decided to show her best. She flipped over stones; she used
the cliffs to disappear behind one and to reappear behind another; she ran
the walls up to vault back down and over her friend; she was everywhere.
But Gabrielle had learned her lessons and she didn't go after Xena's tricks.
Remaining in her position she did everything possible to block and evade
the strikes. Xena's extra maneuvers gave her some time to take breath, but
not much.
Then, a sudden change in tactics gave the bard an advantage. She blocked
Xena's double-strike, anticipated the following back-flip, and changed to
offensive, forcing the warrior to retreat into a corner. Finally, she had
gotten her opponent trapped - or that's what she thought.
For a moment Xena really was in trouble, which only made her smile wider
in the heat of excitement. She went for a basic block, but in the last
moment she changed it to a dodge, and dived under Gabrielle's arm. Tumbling
beside the bard, she kept the stick over her head to block the hits, and
kicked. Gabrielle fell down to her back, and quickly found herself
restrained by Xena sitting on her midriff and pinning her arms to the ground.
"Okay, you win," the bard panted. "Just tell me; what did I do wrong this
time?"
"Not much," Xena responded simply, and rose, dragging her friend up with
her. "Your charge was good, but you must learn to understand when your
attack is brought to a standstill. You should have backed away a little. A
brave effort, though."
"Yeah, but you weren't trying, not for real. You were just goofing around
and making me crazy."
"Maybe, but you did your own fight, putting up a good defense, and you kept
your head cool. I believe you earn some credit for that." While talking the
warrior already shaded her eyes with her palm as she looked at the sun,
checking the time. "We'd better get something to drink, and then move on.
Ready?"
"Ready," came the answer, as Gabrielle took a sip from her waterskin and
placed it back into her backpack. "Valar! How would I like a swim now."
They left behind the steepest hillside, and through a tunnel carved into
stone they arrived to a plain where the slope was gentle, offering better
chances to the plants to grow. Some dirt had actually managed to stay on the
slope, and therefore the ground was green from grass, bushes and stunted
trees. There they paused for a while to feed Argo and to collect some hay in
store.
"What's that?" asked Gabrielle from Xena who had knelt down beside the
road, looking at the ground thoughtfully.
"Hmh? Just a track. Footprints of some large animal. It's nothing, let's go."
And they went, heading towards a narrow passage in a precipitous wall, but
before they could reach it, it was already getting on towards evening.
Knowing the dangers walking in the dark on the mountains would bring, they
decided to search for a place for the night. Luck or fate, they found a cave
perfect for camping not far from the passage. It was deep, offering a good
shelter for all of them, and cracks in stone formed a natural chimney, as
there was a strong draft sending the smoke from the campfire to the outside.
"Gabrielle," called Xena, unsaddling Argo in the back of the cave. "Can you
make it by yourself again for a while?"
"Of course I can. Why, where are you going?"
"I'll make a short check around and take another look for those footprints,
as long as there's still light. There may be something funny about them
after all." Xena took her sword and a bow with arrows, and reassuring
herself that the chakram was still safely in her belt, she left the cave.
"Okay, but be careful," yelled Gabrielle after her. Staring vacantly at
where the warrior had disappeared, she thought how lucky she was having such
a good friend as Xena. With her she felt safe and protected, even when the
warrior was away. She stood up and walked to the back of the cave where Argo
was chewing hay. Secretly she dipped a pair of fingers in the jar of honey
in the saddlebag, and went to the mare. She rubbed Argo's snout, and the
horse snorted with satisfaction, licking the honey from her hand. It itched
and made her giggle.
"All right, you've had your dinner, now it's our turn," she said, and took
one of the saddlebags closer to the fire. There she unpacked a frying pan,
some dried meat, and a waterskin.
Suddenly Argo snorted again, but this time she sounded nervous. "Who's
there?" yelped Gabrielle, and jumped to her feet, taking her staff and
looking uneasily at the entrance. First there was a roar; not a loud one,
but it echoed in the cave, which made it sound even scarier. Then she saw
it; an enormous, black male bear, the biggest she had ever seen. She froze,
but only physically; her mind ran in circles. "All right, girl, it's a
bear, think!" she commanded herself. "What can I do? Staff ain't heavy
enough to hurt him. The frying pan! No, too short. Something sharp? Xena,
now it would be a good time to show up. Please." She slid slowly backwards
since the bear approached. "Come on, what did your father tell you about
bears? That's it, play dead!"
She dropped down to her stomach and closed her eyes tightly, holding her
breath. She heard the beast coming closer, and soon she felt his warm breath
on her neck. A growl. With a single push with a paw he turned her over
to her back. Then nothing. All was silent, yet Gabrielle was able to feel
his presence near her. She felt his warmth. She could smell his odour. She
was scared to death, but unable hold her breath longer, she had to let it
go. Then, warily, she inhaled, sure about that it would draw the beast's
attention. But it didn't. She started breathing as silently as she could.
When he still made no sound, she dared to open her left eye slightly. And
she saw him again.
He was very close, no more than a feet from her face. He was still huge, from
her position he looked gigantic. And he stared straight into her eyes.
The bear growled, and her heart skipped a few beats. But still, he didn't
move. Slowly she opened her both eyes fully open, and the two just looked
at each other for a while. Another growl, or was it more like a whine? Maybe
he wasn't hungry or angry at her. Carefully Gabrielle raised her head, just
an inch, to see better. Again the bear whined, definately whined, and moved
a little to show his other side, still looking warily at her. And there she
saw an arrow sticking out of his right shoulder.
"You've been hurt," she dared to say. The bear answered with a snarl, like
he had understood her purpose. Very slowly she raised herself into a sitting
position. He took no action.
"Do you want me to take it out?" she asked. He snarled once more, turning
the injured shoulder closer. "All right then, I'll do it," she said, a
little less scared now. She reached out to touch the arrow, keeping an eye
on the beast's reactions. She saw that the arrow was not completely through,
though its head was visible. She examined it, and found it impossible to
pull it out the way it had gone in. "I wish Xena was here, she is so
much better with these things," she thought, but aloud she said, "All
right, you wise and brave friend of mine. This is going to hurt. Please,
don't eat me when I'm done." Her gaze wandered into the frying pan, like
searching for a weapon, but a growl deep from the beast's chest brought her
thoughts quickly back to the right path.
She inhaled deeply, taking a good grip of the arrow, and with one powerful
move she pushed it through the shoulder. The beast quivered, howling in
pain. Then she snapped off the arrow head and pulled the tail out. "Wait,"
she said, as the bear was about to get up to his feet, "It's still bleeding,
I need to make a bandage." Did I say that, she wondered. To her
surprise the bear understood and dropped down, letting her take care of
the gash.
She took a piece of cloth from the saddlebag and shredded it into bands. Then
she bound the bands firmly around the bleeding shoulder. She put the remains
of the cloth back into the bag and noticed a jar in there. "Bears love honey,
don't they." He watched her suspiciously as she took the jar and opened it.
"You want some?" she asked, dipping one fingertip into the sweet stuff, and
then bringing it into her mouth. Kneeling down she poured half of the honey
onto a flat rock, approximately size of a small plate, and sat beside the
wall a few feet behind. The bear sniffed curiously and came closer to the
honey, and Gabrielle thought she saw a flicker of greedy desire in his
eyes. Then he licked the stone clean. After that he threw himself onto his
back, rolling around happily. She couldn't hold her laughter when he put his
head on her lap like a big puppy. Well, a very big puppy. A giant puppy.
With a very deep and wise pair of eyes.
Suddenly, something changed. The bear sprang to his feet and roared loudly
and angrily. Something had just come into the cave, drawing his attention.
"Gabrielle, where are you? Are you all right?" she heard Xena's worried and
frightened voice. She jumped up and saw the warrior at the cave opening, sword
drawn and with a grim face.
The bear snarled and rose up to two feet as he started to approach the
intruder. Gabrielle ran between the fighters to stop them. "No! Xena, lower
your sword!" she yelled at the top of her lungs. "This bear is friendly."
It was a most unusual match. An angry, enormous bear against a well-armed
and experienced warrior, both ready to jump on each other's neck, and the
only thing keeping them separated was a little, blond woman.
"Gabrielle, get out of the way. That is not an ordinary bear," said Xena
between clenched teeth.
"Huh?" said Gabrielle, turning to face Xena.
"That is Grimbeorn. He's a bear-man."
At that moment, a weird, ripping sound came behind Gabrielle. She swung
around one more time and saw no longer a bear, but a man; a large,
black-haired, muscular man with a somewhat bear-like appearance.
"Yes," he spat, fire in his eyes, "I am Grimbeorn, son of Beorn. A bear-man,
a skin-changer, and a shape-shifter, what ever you like. And you are Xena,
Warrior Princess. I remember you. How could I forget."
"True, but I've changed, Grimbeorn. I'm not the same woman who once fought
against you. There are a lot of things I regret, but Gabrielle here is a
living proof of my conversion. And I won't let you hurt her." She moved
closer to pull the bard protectively behind her.
"No! Stop it, Xena," yelled Gabrielle, grabbing Xena's sword hand. "I'm
sure he's a good man, and since you are good too, you shouldn't fight with
each other. Put your sword down." And, turning to Grimbeorn, "You too, drop
it. Whatever there has been between the two of you, it's in the past."
The fighters looked at her, then at each other. Then, as in mutual decision,
they shrugged. The fire in bear-man's eyes died as he crossed his arms over
his chest, and Xena sheathed her sword, sighing, and shaking her head
pessimistically.
For the next hour they sat around the campfire, Gabrielle in the middle
doing most of the talking. Little by little she managed to drag pieces of
information from Grimbeorn, repaying him with stories about their adventures
and Xena's valor, as well as their current whereabouts. She found out what
the man was doing up on the mountains in the first place. "Gandalf told me
to keep the road open. To keep it open at any cost." That was what he had
said. And that was his task; to ensure that people could travel via the High
Pass safely.
"Listen, Beorn. Can I call you Beorn?" An approving nod from the bear-man.
"Beorn, it just occurred to me. It would have saved me from a lot of
palpitations, if you just had come to me as a man, and asked me to remove
that arrow."
"If I had done that, I wouldn't be here talking with you now. During my
change the arrow would have torn a lot larger gash, and I'd have bled to
death. I'm sorry for what I put you through, but it was unavoidable."
The most important question was yet to be asked. "Who shot you?" said
Xena, opening her mouth for the first time in an hour.
Beorn threw a look around, then reached his hand behind, and tossed the arrow
over the fire in front of Xena. "You tell me."
"Orcs," came a dry answer. She didn't even examine it closer, recognizing
the shape and style too well.
"Yes. The Orcs have opened a window in the rock not far from here, and
installed there a powerful bow. With that they can keep any travellers from
passing by. I have already lost three of my Beornings in attempts to take it
out."
"Great!" said Gabrielle, "We'll help."
"Excuse me?" Xena's disbelief and confusion was so obvious, that the bard
couldn't help smirking.
"It's perfect. You two, working together to solve a problem, fighting
against a mutual enemy." A mischievous grin. "Getting to know one
another." A storm of protesting statements by both fighters drove her
into a defensive laugher. "Come on! The two of the most feared fighters in
Middle Earth. Who could stand against such power? Xena, you're the one
talking about logics, aren't you? We have to go past that window anyway,
right? Isn't this logical enough?"
An expectant silence. Then a resigned sigh by Xena who had to admit that the
younger woman was right. Then she spoke to the bear-man, "Okay, show me
that window." And to Gabrielle, "Try not to cause any more trouble while I'm
away."
"Trouble? Me? Here?" laughed the bard. "Hardly." She watched them leave the
cave, Beorn in front, Xena following a few steps behind, carrying a
strong but light, braided rope in addition to her usual weapons.
Xena paced after Grimbeorn via a narrowing path which still rose uphill and
went into the passage they had seen earlier. On both sides the stone walls
loomed high and threatening, darker than the dark sky above. "This is it,
behind the corner," whispered the bear-man after a while, stopping behind a
large rock in front of which there was an opening. He dropped to his stomach
and crawled forward to take a look. The woman followed his example.
In the pale gloom of the fading sunset she saw that they stood at the base
of a steep cliff, over a hundred feet high, above which the mountain rose
perpendicularly. As she let her gaze wander forth and back, she noted it
offered little place for foot- or hand-holds that would be useful for climbing.
Here and there charred, black spots indicated the cracks where little plants
had once grown. About halfway up the cliff there was the window; a quarried
hole leading inside the mountain. Several feet wide it was, and its height
was a third of the width. The Orcs had burned all life below it.
"How many Orcs are there?" asked Xena, withdrawing behind the corner.
"I don't know for sure," Grimbeorn answered. "A half dozen at least,
probably more. They are armed with short bows, but none of my men has ever
gotten close enough to take a better look. And they often use poisoned
arrows."
"And that big bow?"
"Powerful. Accurate. Deadly. It can penetrate the best shields we have."
"Hmm."
In the darkness their eyes met and silence engulfed them. For a while they
just stared, and then turned away like two children caught up doing
something forbidden. "Listen, Beorn, I'm so sorry about the last time. I
don't expect you to understand, or forgive, but truly, I am sorry," said
Xena at last.
The bear-man glanced her curiously. "You really have changed, haven't you?"
he asked softly.
"I, - I'm trying. Hard," Xena answered, turning over to her stomach and
breaking the connection. Biting her lip to fight the feelings that she had
believed forgotten, she crawled forward to have another peek behind the
corner. He came after her.
"Do you think we could have again what we once had? Or what I thought we
had?" he whispered cautiously into her ear.
But Xena dodged the question with a sigh, and said, "Let's get back to the
cave. We're going to need a good plan. Or an army." Avoiding eye contact
she stood up and started walking.
Grimbeorn caught up with her shortly, and they walked side by side towards
the cave entrance. "She's quite a girl, that friend of yours," he said.
Xena glanced him, but his expression was covered by the darkness. "Yes,
she is," she responded, and laughed shortly. "Not everyone would have the
nerve to pull an arrow out of a grizzly bear, and then stitch the gash."
"Well, that too, but that's not what I meant," he said, when Xena suddenly
stopped, seizing him by his arm.
"Something's wrong," she stated.
"Yes, I see it, too. There's no fire in the cave," the man replied, and
transformed into his bear-form.
Xena drew her sword and peeked inside. "Gabrielle!" she shouted, but only an
echo answered. "Gabrielle, if this is a joke, I'm not laughing."
But Grimbeorn roared in anger and rushed by her into the cave. Xena followed
more warily, and quickly lost the bear in the darkness. She heard him
rumbling in the back, then there was a sparkle in the dark, and soon
Grimbeorn in his human form came walking to her, holding a lit torch in his
hand.
"Orcs have been here," he said grimly, "I smelled them already from outside.
Look, their footprints are everywhere."
Xena lit another torch and started to examine the prints, her chest
constricted by concern. "There were at least seven of them. Strange, they
didn't come from outside. Look! There's Gabrielle's staff, broken in three
pieces. She put up a fight, but they've overcame her."
Memories of her brother's death in her arms came back to her, and she
clenched her teeth. She didn't want to lose another person she deeply cared
to the Orc scum. Not again. She followed the prints further until they
seemed to disappear inside the wall. There was not the smallest crack in the
stone, nor could she find any mechanism to open the supposed trapdoor in the
wall.
Most of their belongings had been taken. Argo was gone too, hopefully she
had run away; Xena couldn't tell, since Argo's prints were still to be seen
on the floor here and there, but near the cave entrance the ground was
stony and clean, too hard to leave a print on. Then there was another thing;
blood. The amount of dried blood horrified her. She could only hope it was
Orc blood, because if it was Gabrielle's, the young woman would be very dead
by now.
Determinedly she walked out of the cave, with one decision in her mind. She
would go and rescue Gabrielle, and if it already was out of her power, she
would find the body and - No! Gabrielle was alive, she had to be!
"Xena?" said Grimbeorn, catching up with her steps. "Xena, what's up?" he
repeated his question, and seized her by her shoulder as the woman showed no
sign of acknowledgement.
"Stay out of my way," said Xena, swinging around and shrugging him off. Her
sharp gaze startled him, forcing him to back up. Though head taller, he knew
he wasn't a match for her in his human form.
"You have a plan?" he asked warily, as she turned and started walking again.
"Nope."
"So where are you going? Hold on, you don't think of just using the
window to enter the caverns, do you?"
"Watch me."
"Xena, stop. This is madness." He grabbed her arm again. The answer came
faster and rougher than a moment before.
"I told you to stay out of my way. Which part of it did you not understand?"
said the warrior woman, pressing him against the stone wall.
Using most of his superhuman strength he managed to push her away. "Go then!
See if I care! Back to your old ways, aren't you?" They glared at each other
in the dark, eyes sparkling in wrath. Just like in the old days. Oh yes,
they both remembered it better than well. A bear-like growl escaped
Grimbeorn's lips, and his posture began to bend.
Finally, Xena was the one swallowing her anger. She vanished into the dark
ravine and headed to the Orc window. After a while she paused to listen.
She heard nothing. No bear rumbling behind her, no Orc patrols ahead. Only
smells of the night reached her senses. She approached the hiding place near
the window, and knowing she was still unnoticed, she sat down behind the
corner.
Feeling the stony path with her hand she found a little rock which was
satisfactory for her needs. She took the rope from her shoulder and tied the
other end around the rock, making a tight knot. "That should do it," she
mused, whirling the stone above her head. Then, like for a reply to her
wishes, the moon showed up for a moment and allowed her to see a glimpse of
the window with a crooked pine above it. A quick peek, then back to cover,
then a peek again. Some mental practice, and then, as the clouds covered the
moon once more, she stepped out and threw the stone up to where she had seen
the pine. Then, back to shelter, listening. The Orcs were still. She wound
the rope in and noted with satisfaction that the other end had stuck
somewhere. So far so good.
For a while Xena sat there, trying to make up her mind about what strategy
to use. At last she sighed. "Oh, what the Morgoth! Who wants to live
forever?" She pulled an arrow out of her quiver and wrapped a piece of cloth
over its head. Then she poured the last drops from her oil flask to the
cloth, set it on fire, took her bow and strung it. Quickly she jumped out of
the shelter and fired at the window. At last there was action in the Orc
mob, as her arrow scratched the Orc chieftain in the chest plate, and
bounced off to a pile of straw used for a berth. The straws were dry as dust
and caught fire instantly, and the Orcs were temporarily blinded by the
surprising light.
But even before the arrow had found its target, Xena had taken the rope and
begun to use it to assist her climbing. She got halfway up the hill before
she was welcomed by the first Orc arrow. It was badly aimed, passing
harmlessly over her head. By now she was so close that she could see clearly
inside the room behind the window. In the back four Orcs were trying to
stamp out the fire, the rest arranging a defense of bows in the front. And
in the middle of the window was mounted the big bow, ready to fire.
Putting her whole weight on the thin rope she was clinging to, she pushed
off to her left, landed on her back and tumbled on, listening to how the
smaller arrows whistled aside. The big bow had yet to fire, but she wasn't
going to linger for it. Without a pause in movement she removed her chakram
from her hip and threw. The round weapon shrieked in the joy of flying;
something it hadn't been allowed to do since the ambush after the Last
Bridge a week before. Spinning wildly it whirled inside, cutting the string
from the big bow on the way. It bounced from wall to wall, and the Orcs took
cover before it, until at last it stopped the havoc by biting into a wooden
support beam in the back.
There were a few seconds of complete stillness. Then the Orc chieftain
raised his head, yelling commands to his subordinates in the Black Speech of
the Orcs. But he was late, as Xena was already on the spot. Letting out the
war cry she was so famous for, she flipped in through the window and met the
Orcs, welcoming something dark from the back of some forgotten corner in her
mind.
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September 26, 1999, Man of Void (mov@iki.fi)
Updated: July 27, 2003
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